Bike is Short for Bichael

Bike is Short for Bichael

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  • 72: Wedding Planning Tips & Tricks (feat. James)

    0:10 James is still here

    0:35 It’s vosotros not ustedes. I misspoke.

    1:06 What are we gonna do for 100?

    1:50 This is a podcast

    2:23 “I tell no one I’m recording this”

    3:09 James is privileged

    4:35 James loves the Italian magpie impression

    6:22 Donkey cart

    6:45 Everyone is in white, we’re in black

    7:15 All ABBA music

    7:55 Instrumental Money Money Money

    9:00 Zebraaaasssss

    11:04 Location Table Numbers

    13:45 Five course tasting menu

    17:01 Lilo and Stitch

    17:49 Stitch knows

    18:15 Are they invited?

    19:00 Perdita and Pongo

    22:14 One bowl per day

    22:00 Make your own wine

    23:00 The process is confidential and complicated

    24:05 No laws on your wedding day

    27:41 Hire a wedding coordinator

    29:30 buy our course

    31:17 “I think we’ve done the bit.”

    32:45 Pay us to edit our podcast

    35 min
  • 71: Core Beliefs (Welcome Back James)

    0:13 We’re YouTubers now

    0:45 Welcome Séamus

    2:18 Guest is marrying a host

    3:00 James is a true cyclist

    4:30 vegetarian BBQ

    6:30 Potential Yellowstone spoiler

    7:46 Why we’re here

    8:20 Gordon Ramsey

    10:07 Sealand in California

    12:00 Classroom toilet

    15:15 James defending all boys

    16:00 Toy soldiers

    17:20 Do you want to make an admission? No.

    19:40 Leprechauns 

    20:20 School sanctioned leprechaun hunting

    23:45 Tooter

    24:15 Tutor

    25:45 Remote control

    26:30 Fast = Most Popular

    28:30 Drinking and driving assembly

    33:45 Quicksand

    35:01 The moon follows you

    35:35 Imagining a person running next to the car

    39 min
  • 70: movieS!

    00:00 - Phoebe eats dust
    00:33 - Applebees?
    2:11 - the Elephant in the Room
    3:42 - Super Bowl Chat
    6:01 - Katherine and Maddie are wrong about the Super Bowl
    7:19 - Dog Update
    8:59 - movieS!
    9:50 - A Rodent…
    11:32 - Green Skin
    12:13 - a monster saves a princess
    12:28 - Another much more descriptive movie
    13:08 - llama
    13:48 - A movie Katherine hasn’t seen
    14:42 - Fish
    15:05 - a totally unrelated movie from Katherine
    15:49 - a dead person or a dog
    16:35 - Imaginary Friends
    17:15 - Weird Little Guys
    17:56 - Who Are We Kidding It’s Cocaine Bear
    18:18 - Clan of Cannibals
    18:43 - Velocipastor
    19:15 - Movie and TV Show
    20:40 - Hot Frosty Again
    21:19 - Orphan
    22:57 - Sneak Peek

    24 min
  • 69: Bichael Family Dinner

    00:00 - Maddie makes a promise she can't keep

    1:35 - Happy Brigid's Day

    2:30 - Punxsutawney Phil

    4:00 - Four Booms???

    5:08 - Costco :) 

    6:30 - iPad Auto Zoom

    7:07 - Liquid IV Sponsorship

    7:29 - Katherine's Cocktail Recipe

    8:23 - Quiche 

    10:00 - Enchiladas 

    11:36 - Tiramisu 

    15:28 - Rice Krispies Treats 

    18:08 - a sandwich 

    19:25 - a grilled cheese sandwich, specifically

    20:30 - Appz!

    21:27 - Mozzarella Sticks with a Twist 

    23:12 - Tuna Crackers 

    24:28 - Orange Creamsicle 

    25:26 - Cuppa Tea

    26:40 - That’s All, Folks

    28 min
  • 68: What Have You Been Holding Space for? (Christmas Edition)

    0:15 How do you think we should begin?

    0:35 A pizza story

    2:45 An AC unit story

    3:34 Have you been holding space this week?

    4:03 Son of a….lovely woman

    5:55 Rental swans

    8:30 Hay is a fire hazard

    9:33 Candy cane flavor: toothpaste or good?

    11:00 Mascot made a candy cane pancake and then left

    12:40 What’s your take on Santa?

    12:37 The Santa Clause sequels are TRASH

    13:45 Hot Frosty discussion

    17:43 Christmas desserts

    18:43 Gift guide

    20:20 CVS gift card

    21:23 Cosy cosy Christmas

    22:10 Spoiler-there was no announcement

    23:45 Holding space for Bichael


    25 min
  • 67: Pet Peeves + My Pet, Peeve

    0:00 Bichael if we were a YouTube channel

    0:53 What are we going to do for our hundredth episode?

    1:39 Shalom

    2:34 One like = one prayer

    3:23 Maddie learned that her actions matter

    5:38 New segment - Maddie eats a dental chew

    6:42 Guessing what kind of Reeses is in the Advent calendar

    7:00 “I should start gambling”

    8:27 brief break

    10:05 Spotify wrapped stats

    10:43 4% increase in followers

    13:06 The dog hates trash bags

    14:16 Pet Peeves

    15:01 Ivory Coast v Ireland flag

    16:23 Oven number

    18:01 My neighbor had a pet named peeve growing up

    19:23 African Grey

    20:22 “The parrot might outlive me.”

    22:45 When people are wearing a black turtleneck and some AirPods

    24:00 Burgers should come with fries

    26:55 FaceTiming without headphones

    27:32 Walking and seeing other people

    28:41 Pet pet peeve

    29:30 Gender reveals with wine glasses

    30:00 Maddie is left speechless

    32:55 Holding space is so Bichael coded

    34:00 Elf on a shelf

    35:18 Katherine is pro Santa - you heard it here first

    38 min
  • 66: Before We Get to Today's Episode

    0:00 - episode 100 predictions 

    1:00 - will Phoebe throw up? 

    2:28 - Katherine’s bike got stolen 

    7:00 - This is a 9-1-1 podcast now 

    10:30 - Eras tour update (reputation TV clowning) 

    14:30 - the little fire engine 

    18:15 - ideal brunch 

    21:45 - no time for today’s topic I guess

    22:00 - JAAQ

    29:15 - byeee


    30 min
  • 65: Real Listener Questions

    0:00 – Maddie has a secret and it’s not bangs

    5:58 – Bichael is popping off (11 streams) 

    6:58 – Katherine went to brunch 

    8:43 – Birmingham aka the Hat Story 

    16:53 – Dog with a Hint of Lyme 

    20:31 – Should we get into our segment? 

    21:13 – Hello, I am George,

    22:11 – Mrs. Janet E. George

    23:48 – George Khalid by Name 

    24:40 – Dr. Peter Chan

    25:12 – Hello I am Julianna 

    26:13 – E-Bike Sponsor 

    28:06 – Listener write-ins 

    28:24 – Who the hell do you think you are? 

    31:00 – One Hit Wonders

    33:30 – Harry Potter 

    35:45 – Corduroy Skin or Fish for Bones? 

    37:51 – Have you ever been in a firetruck? 

    39:34 – Does Katherine like canned tuna? 

    41:23 – Is cereal soup? 

    44:10 – Round Trip Ticket and $2 to Spend 

    46:52 – Celebrity Interactions (Ed Sheeran?, Lewis Capaldi, David Spade)

    52:19 – Random Hating on L.A. 



    54 min
  • 64: AITA for Gaslighting My Listeners?

    We’re bacccckkkkk. Did you miss us? We missed you. 

    0:40 It’s been 14 months 

    1:02 Bichael brings joy 

    1:32 We’re kinda funny 

    2:40 three words: laughter, danny, devito 

    3:35 live, laugh, love 

    4:21 we have caught everyone up 

    4:49 fiance update 

    6:25 podcasts in COVID were people reading Reddit posts

    8:00 AITA for serving two different types of cakes

    10:32 Florida = pineapples

    11:24 even Monterey Jack

    15:14 it’s discrimination to serve two different kinds of cakes

    17:42 AITA for sharing a funny story with a new hire

    18:15 “Poopy McPoopersteinburg”

    22:13 Your coworkers are not fun

    24:10 AITA for hating LaCroix?

    24:25 It tastes like sunscreen

    25:14 AITA for saying a naturally essenced water is not plain water

    27:40 Look in the mirror at each other

    28:19 AITA for not having catering

    28:58 We’re big disney fans

    29:54 “Food available at the venue”

    32:10 Private dinner with Mickey and Minnie is worse

    34:30 Lilo and Stitch are coming to Katherine’s wedding

    36:05 blurry picture of stitch

    38:15 AITA for refusing to say my roommate’s name?

    40:08 AITA for pretending to not recognise my friend whenever I see her?

    43:00 AITA for gaslighting all my listeners?

    43:18 My bicycle and I run a podcast

    48:05 James asks a question: JAAQ

    48:22 What would happen if you just let all the pets in the world free?

    50:05 “I need to go to the sewer”

    53:40 Going back to the rats


    59 min
  • 63: This Past Week Has Felt Like a Year and Two Months

    0:06 Hi Maddie Hi Katherine

    0:50 The Italian French Border

    1:38 Maddie forgot Katherine’s birthday

    3:38 Remember Maddie’s birthday episode?

    4:35 This week has felt like over a year

    5:40 Sometimes podcasts enlist all their episodes

    6:16 This podcast is for no one

    8:48 Unrewarding conversation

    9:02 Do you remember a time before podcasts when you just had conversations?

    11:14 How do you know someone else’s name?

    13:00 Maddie laughs so hard she cries

    14:06 Mini bus

    15:00 the USA is a long drive from Italy

    16:07 It could be you your friend another friend and another friend

    17:13 So you know email?

    17:37 My thumbs are just too big

    18:08 Carting around your desktop computer is the worst

    19:04 Pay him like a buck

    22:57 The Big Room

    23:30 It’s Amazon in person

    24:38 Katherine’s brothers are logged in to Maddie’s mom’s DisneyPlus

    25:57 Tubi

    26:22 Maddie is paying to watch Instagram Reels

    29:30 THE newspaper

    33:21 ESPN

    34:50 I can tell you don’t like it

    36:11 You know the Titanic?

    36:47 How much would this cost???

    38:03 No shoes

    38:30 We did it one time before

    45:00 airbnbs

    48:45 texting Mom

    49:23 That was a good enough amount of businesses

    49:45 still being recognized in the wild

    53:28 M&M colours

    54:29 I love pools

    55:03 Pay a guy a buck

    58 min

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A podcast about absolutely nothing. Hosted by Katherine & Maddie. 🚲