0:10 James is still here

0:35 It’s vosotros not ustedes. I misspoke.

1:06 What are we gonna do for 100?

1:50 This is a podcast

2:23 “I tell no one I’m recording this”

3:09 James is privileged

4:35 James loves the Italian magpie impression

6:22 Donkey cart

6:45 Everyone is in white, we’re in black

7:15 All ABBA music

7:55 Instrumental Money Money Money

9:00 Zebraaaasssss

11:04 Location Table Numbers

13:45 Five course tasting menu

17:01 Lilo and Stitch

17:49 Stitch knows

18:15 Are they invited?

19:00 Perdita and Pongo

22:14 One bowl per day

22:00 Make your own wine

23:00 The process is confidential and complicated

24:05 No laws on your wedding day

27:41 Hire a wedding coordinator

29:30 buy our course

31:17 “I think we’ve done the bit.”

32:45 Pay us to edit our podcast

0:13 We’re YouTubers now

0:45 Welcome Séamus

2:18 Guest is marrying a host

3:00 James is a true cyclist

4:30 vegetarian BBQ

6:30 Potential Yellowstone spoiler

7:46 Why we’re here

8:20 Gordon Ramsey

10:07 Sealand in California

12:00 Classroom toilet

15:15 James defending all boys

16:00 Toy soldiers

17:20 Do you want to make an admission? No.

19:40 Leprechauns 

20:20 School sanctioned leprechaun hunting

23:45 Tooter

24:15 Tutor

25:45 Remote control

26:30 Fast = Most Popular

28:30 Drinking and driving assembly

33:45 Quicksand

35:01 The moon follows you

35:35 Imagining a person running next to the car

00:00 - Phoebe eats dust
00:33 - Applebees?
2:11 - the Elephant in the Room
3:42 - Super Bowl Chat
6:01 - Katherine and Maddie are wrong about the Super Bowl
7:19 - Dog Update
8:59 - movieS!
9:50 - A Rodent…
11:32 - Green Skin
12:13 - a monster saves a princess
12:28 - Another much more descriptive movie
13:08 - llama
13:48 - A movie Katherine hasn’t seen
14:42 - Fish
15:05 - a totally unrelated movie from Katherine
15:49 - a dead person or a dog
16:35 - Imaginary Friends
17:15 - Weird Little Guys
17:56 - Who Are We Kidding It’s Cocaine Bear
18:18 - Clan of Cannibals
18:43 - Velocipastor
19:15 - Movie and TV Show
20:40 - Hot Frosty Again
21:19 - Orphan
22:57 - Sneak Peek

00:00 - Maddie makes a promise she can't keep

1:35 - Happy Brigid's Day

2:30 - Punxsutawney Phil

4:00 - Four Booms???

5:08 - Costco :) 

6:30 - iPad Auto Zoom

7:07 - Liquid IV Sponsorship

7:29 - Katherine's Cocktail Recipe

8:23 - Quiche 

10:00 - Enchiladas 

11:36 - Tiramisu 

15:28 - Rice Krispies Treats 

18:08 - a sandwich 

19:25 - a grilled cheese sandwich, specifically

20:30 - Appz!

21:27 - Mozzarella Sticks with a Twist 

23:12 - Tuna Crackers 

24:28 - Orange Creamsicle 

25:26 - Cuppa Tea

26:40 - That’s All, Folks

0:15 How do you think we should begin?

0:35 A pizza story

2:45 An AC unit story

3:34 Have you been holding space this week?

4:03 Son of a….lovely woman

5:55 Rental swans

8:30 Hay is a fire hazard

9:33 Candy cane flavor: toothpaste or good?

11:00 Mascot made a candy cane pancake and then left

12:40 What’s your take on Santa?

12:37 The Santa Clause sequels are TRASH

13:45 Hot Frosty discussion

17:43 Christmas desserts

18:43 Gift guide

20:20 CVS gift card

21:23 Cosy cosy Christmas

22:10 Spoiler-there was no announcement

23:45 Holding space for Bichael

0:00 Bichael if we were a YouTube channel

0:53 What are we going to do for our hundredth episode?

1:39 Shalom

2:34 One like = one prayer

3:23 Maddie learned that her actions matter

5:38 New segment - Maddie eats a dental chew

6:42 Guessing what kind of Reeses is in the Advent calendar

7:00 “I should start gambling”

8:27 brief break

10:05 Spotify wrapped stats

10:43 4% increase in followers

13:06 The dog hates trash bags

14:16 Pet Peeves

15:01 Ivory Coast v Ireland flag

16:23 Oven number

18:01 My neighbor had a pet named peeve growing up

19:23 African Grey

20:22 “The parrot might outlive me.”

22:45 When people are wearing a black turtleneck and some AirPods

24:00 Burgers should come with fries

26:55 FaceTiming without headphones

27:32 Walking and seeing other people

28:41 Pet pet peeve

29:30 Gender reveals with wine glasses

30:00 Maddie is left speechless

32:55 Holding space is so Bichael coded

34:00 Elf on a shelf

35:18 Katherine is pro Santa - you heard it here first

0:00 - episode 100 predictions 

1:00 - will Phoebe throw up? 

2:28 - Katherine’s bike got stolen 

7:00 - This is a 9-1-1 podcast now 

10:30 - Eras tour update (reputation TV clowning) 

14:30 - the little fire engine 

18:15 - ideal brunch 

21:45 - no time for today’s topic I guess

22:00 - JAAQ

29:15 - byeee

0:00 – Maddie has a secret and it’s not bangs

5:58 – Bichael is popping off (11 streams) 

6:58 – Katherine went to brunch 

8:43 – Birmingham aka the Hat Story 

16:53 – Dog with a Hint of Lyme 

20:31 – Should we get into our segment? 

21:13 – Hello, I am George,

22:11 – Mrs. Janet E. George

23:48 – George Khalid by Name 

24:40 – Dr. Peter Chan

25:12 – Hello I am Julianna 

26:13 – E-Bike Sponsor 

28:06 – Listener write-ins 

28:24 – Who the hell do you think you are? 

31:00 – One Hit Wonders

33:30 – Harry Potter 

35:45 – Corduroy Skin or Fish for Bones? 

37:51 – Have you ever been in a firetruck? 

39:34 – Does Katherine like canned tuna? 

41:23 – Is cereal soup? 

44:10 – Round Trip Ticket and $2 to Spend 

46:52 – Celebrity Interactions (Ed Sheeran?, Lewis Capaldi, David Spade)

52:19 – Random Hating on L.A. 

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0:40 It’s been 14 months 

1:02 Bichael brings joy 

1:32 We’re kinda funny 

2:40 three words: laughter, danny, devito 

3:35 live, laugh, love 

4:21 we have caught everyone up 

4:49 fiance update 

6:25 podcasts in COVID were people reading Reddit posts

8:00 AITA for serving two different types of cakes

10:32 Florida = pineapples

11:24 even Monterey Jack

15:14 it’s discrimination to serve two different kinds of cakes

17:42 AITA for sharing a funny story with a new hire

18:15 “Poopy McPoopersteinburg”

22:13 Your coworkers are not fun

24:10 AITA for hating LaCroix?

24:25 It tastes like sunscreen

25:14 AITA for saying a naturally essenced water is not plain water

27:40 Look in the mirror at each other

28:19 AITA for not having catering

28:58 We’re big disney fans

29:54 “Food available at the venue”

32:10 Private dinner with Mickey and Minnie is worse

34:30 Lilo and Stitch are coming to Katherine’s wedding

36:05 blurry picture of stitch

38:15 AITA for refusing to say my roommate’s name?

40:08 AITA for pretending to not recognise my friend whenever I see her?

43:00 AITA for gaslighting all my listeners?

43:18 My bicycle and I run a podcast

48:05 James asks a question: JAAQ

48:22 What would happen if you just let all the pets in the world free?

50:05 “I need to go to the sewer”

53:40 Going back to the rats

0:06 Hi Maddie Hi Katherine

0:50 The Italian French Border

1:38 Maddie forgot Katherine’s birthday

3:38 Remember Maddie’s birthday episode?

4:35 This week has felt like over a year

5:40 Sometimes podcasts enlist all their episodes

6:16 This podcast is for no one

8:48 Unrewarding conversation

9:02 Do you remember a time before podcasts when you just had conversations?

11:14 How do you know someone else’s name?

13:00 Maddie laughs so hard she cries

14:06 Mini bus

15:00 the USA is a long drive from Italy

16:07 It could be you your friend another friend and another friend

17:13 So you know email?

17:37 My thumbs are just too big

18:08 Carting around your desktop computer is the worst

19:04 Pay him like a buck

22:57 The Big Room

23:30 It’s Amazon in person

24:38 Katherine’s brothers are logged in to Maddie’s mom’s DisneyPlus

25:57 Tubi

26:22 Maddie is paying to watch Instagram Reels

29:30 THE newspaper

33:21 ESPN

34:50 I can tell you don’t like it

36:11 You know the Titanic?

36:47 How much would this cost???

38:03 No shoes

38:30 We did it one time before

45:00 airbnbs

48:45 texting Mom

49:23 That was a good enough amount of businesses

49:45 still being recognized in the wild

53:28 M&M colours

54:29 I love pools

55:03 Pay a guy a buck