Bill Whittle Network

Oprah to Kamala: “Yes, of course I will endorse you… [evil laugh] …for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!” Three million if you’re Beyonce but just a lousy $500 grand if you’re only Reverend Al Sharpton. What does it say about such a ‘historic’ candidate that we now discover that many of the big celebrity endorsements she got came in exchange for a big check with lots of zeros on it?

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…that is the question. More than a few progressive women have gone bat-guano crazy over the election of Donald Trump, and many of them are turning to a hitherto obscure South Korean protest movement called ‘4B,’ in which they pledge to avoid talking to men, having sex with men, marrying men or having children (presumably with men). Several have also taken to shaving their heads in order to proudly proclaim to the entire world that they are bat-gua— that they had nothing to do with his election.

In other news, Eveready and Duracell stock futures look promising in the short-to-mid-term.

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That steely-eyed Lawman didn’t just ride the border this past election… he done FLIPPED it! Scott Ott brings us the magnificent magnitude of Trump’s victory in the border counties of the good ol’ U.S.of A!

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An out-of-the-box solution to the most inside-the-box problem we face: how to pare back the Immortal Bureaucracy? Elon Musk’s answer: PAY THEM for two years after they vacate the premises. You may rankle at the idea, but when you get right down to it, it’s a pretty small price to pay to dismantle the mechanism that powers The Swamp.

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Steve Green takes us on a fond trip down memory lane as we recall both the low and lower points of one of the most miserable Presidential campaign ever foisted upon Our Grand Republic.

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Alternate title: MAGA MANBABY BLUBBERS LIKE A SISSY. Recorded just a few moments after Donald Trump was declared the winner of the 2024 election, Hot Mic host Bill Whittle unloads four years of emotional baggage and invokes the language, the spirit and most importantly the INTENTION of the first Republican President.

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Analyst Mark Halpern said it would likely be “the greatest mental health crisis in the history of the country.” Recorded a few days before the election, Bill, Steve and Scott talk about what we might expect if the people who rip Trump signs out of strangers yards end up facing their own worst nightmare.

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On the eve of the 2024 Election, Bill Whittle manages to make sense of the shocking realignment that we are seeing happening right before our eyes. It’s no longer about Republicans vs Democrats or Conservatives vs Liberals: the new reality is that this is an election pitting the Insiders against the Outsiders. To prove his point, Bill takes a look at the last TWENTY presidential elections to discover a shocking pattern that has been hiding in plain sight all along.

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Her staff hates her; the turnover rate is astronomical. The country doesn’t much like her either: she’s the first Presidential candidate in history to not win a single primary vote. And it turns out that Steve, Bill and Scott aren’t fans either. Watch Kamala Harris run a unity campaign filled with joy as she reaches out to the hundred million Nazis and Fascists that think she’s a chowderhead.

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By popular demand, this savage re-cut of ‘Garbage in / Garbage out’ goes straight for the jugular with better ‘Garbage Matrix’ graphics and a much more effective demonstration showing the Democrats, not the MAGA Republicans, as the ones who are identically aligned with both Nazi and Fascist policies and ideology. Even if you saw the original you’ll want to watch this one again.

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