Hello there.  Hi.  How are you?  Oh, me?  Why, I could NOT be better.  Why? Well, I am pretty darn excited because its BindTortureKast's 67th episode.  You know, the one where we review the docu-horror film, "Zero Killed".  There truly are not many words that can describe this one, and it epitomizes what we feel and preach; Horror as Art!  Hopefully you have had a chance to see this film before listening, but if not, we think that by the end of this episode, you will think three things;

1.) "Zero Killed" sounds like an AMAZING experience, and I should get me a copy RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Which would be the right thing to think.

2.) Chris has the patience of a saint to be able to deal with Luke on a weeky basis.  I mean REALLY; his ignorance and lack of anything AT ALL intelligent to say is mind-boggling.

3.) For all of his ridiculous nonsense, Luke must smell like an Angel.  This would ALSO be the right thing to think.  Trust me, he smells like divinity itself.

Other than that, the usual boring nonsense which (quite honestly), you could just skip right past.  It doesnt REALLY matter, now does it?  Just more sadness that will really only take away from other, more productive, things that you could be doing. You could be learning a new language, studying how the human brain works, being romantic with your wife/husband/gerbil, or finally replacing that fire extinguisher.  Instead, you listen to us. While I truly do believe that "Fire Safety" is a conspiricy designed to allow extraterestrials even more ownership of us human cattle, I am sad that you choose to finish this awful mess of a show.  Sad, and humbled.  Thanks for giving us some of your time, everyone.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Days Of Revenge”-Rammalah

“Revenge”-KMFDM

“Vermin”-The Amenta

“The Murder Manifesto”-Naglfar

“Zero”-The Amenta

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