Hi there. How are you? Really? REALLY? Thats terrible. I hear they have ointments for that, so don’t get to down on yourself.  Oh…its…leaking?  Well, you should probably see a doctor or something.  That sounds painful and smelly.  While you’re waiting to be seen, you may as well listen to this episode, where Luke and I review the new Bustillo and Maury film, Kandisha.  Or not.  Really, I don’t care. Show's over after this, so fuck it, right?

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Kelly's Meat Emporium"-Carcass

"Everything Falls Apart”-Miserylab

Greetings everybody, and welcome to episode 293 of BTK.  There is no major, hour-long review in this episode.  Instead, Luke and I just talked a bunch of crap for a bit before exhaustion kicked in and we both awkwardly signed off.  This is what happens when we take a month or two off from this wretched show.  We end up having too much to say, and a review ends up getting pushed out of the show.  Which, really, makes ZERO goddamned sense as the whole point of this show is to talk about great films, and not so much to be like every other awful Internet personality that deludes themeselves into thinking they’re more than just a talentless idiot standing on the shoulders of people who ACTUALLY create something worthwhile.  But whatever, even BTK can succumb to that nonsense.  Thats the official explanation.  The real explanation; I’m SO over this show, and will find any reason I can to put in as little effort as possible until I finally say “enough!”, and end the show.  Hopefully that comes soon.  Anyway, enjoy it while you can.  
Next episode, we are back to business.  Promise.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Jupiterian Vibe”-Samael

“a mass”-ænorex

Hell-o, one and all.  For this episode, we are continuing our month of Timo Tjahanto films, and are reviewing May The Devil Take You Too, the sequel to his modern day Indonesian Black Magic classic. While I am a fan of the first film, the second one is REALLY where its at and was the inspiration for wanting to review these.  This is a movie that does everything right and is about as crazy as they come.  Hopefully Luke enjoyed it as much as I did.  If not, well, I’m always happy to waste his time.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“All The Devil's Toys”-Deathstars

"Feeding Moloch"-Naglfar

Hello everybody, and thanks for checking out this episode of BTK. For this one, we are once again journeying into the fantastic world of the incomparable Timo Tjahanto and reviewing May The Devil Take You. I really love Indonesian horror, and especially love it when they mix healthy amounts of black magic spookiness into the mix.  Will Luke like these films?  Honestly, after almost 300 episodes, you'd think I'd know his tastes more than I do.  But you'd be horribly mistaken.  I.  Know.  Nothing.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Black Supremacy”-Samael

“Teufelsreich”-Watain

HELL-o and Hail Satan, and welcome to episode 290 of BTK.  For this one, we are reviewing the Spanish horror/absurd-o film, Day Of The Beast, from one of my favorite director's, Alex de la Iglesia.  Having recently gotten its first ever disc-based release in North America (and hitting Shudder soon after) made this movie, that I rented way back in the day on VH-goddamned S, a no-brainer to review.  Hopefully Luke enjoyed it and the episode isn't a total chore to get through.  Its all I can ever hope for.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Virtues Of The Beast”-Septicflesh

“Beastland”-Author & Punisher

Hello, you fabulous bastards and welcome to episode 289 of BTK. On this very episode, Luke and I will be talking all about the Cat III sensation, The Untold Story.  Unlike many of the films I choose, this was not some old film I've loved for years. Rather, this was a movie I WANTED to see for years, and only recently (thanks to the new Unearthed Films re-release) got to check it out.  Its a strange and brilliant little film, and speaking of "strange" an "brilliant", hopefully Luke likes it as much as I did.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"No Love Lost"-Carcass

“The Long And Winding Bier Road”-Carcass

G’day mates and thanks for abusing yourselves with this episode of BTK where Luke and I decided to finally review the modern Aussie horror classic, Storm Warning. I mean, I’ve only been randomly talking about reviewing it for the last 97 years of this show’s sad and meaningless existence.  Look at us. Progress. Anyway, this is a cool film and with any luck, Luke will grace us with his uncanny Aussie accent. Things to look forward to...

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Retribution”-The Berzerker

“The Great Sun”-VOWWS

Hello everyone.  First off, this is NOT A NEW EPISODE OF BTK!!!! Let me explain...

Apparently, BTK has a shit-ton of listeners.  Thats great, and I’m happy it does.  On the other hand, I’ve been creating instrumental, goth/industrial-tinged metal music for a while now under the name ænorex.  This project, sadly, struggles to find an audience.  I take full ownership of this, as I am absolutely terrible at selling anything I do (even when its for free).  Considering BTK has always been ad-free, has never asked for or accepted a single dollar or an invite to become part of a podcast network, it entitles me to try a little experiment as I only have myself to answer to.

So, I have compiled some songs from numerous ænorex releases, and am releasing them as an “episode”.  So if you don’t care about music (or this music), no harm no foul, just skip it and we will be back shortly with our next REAL episode.  I was just hoping that some folks out there may find some of this stuff cool, and may be swayed to head on over to aenorex.bandcamp.com and download all of the music, absolutely for free.  Of course, all of the stuff is available across every other digital music platform as well, but all of that costs money.  Bandcamp is the free option, so hey, hit it up.

Again, this is NOT A NEW BTK, and we will be back very soon with the next review episode.  There aren’t a lot of options for someone who creates such a particular kind of art (too electronic for metal people, to metal for goth people, not industrial enough for rivetheads, etc), so I figured I’d take an opportunity to reach a wider audience.  I wont make a habit out of it, but I hope that at least one person out there gets some enjoyment out of this.  Thanks for being understanding, and as always, thanks for all of the support of BTK.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

”eternal”-from the Not Even Worthy Of A Name e.p.

”ideal human sacrifices”-from the Ideal Human Sacrifices single

”every.last.time.”-from the Cold As The Night, Sick As The Day) e.p.

”worOrm”-from the Human (Or Nearly So) e.p.

”husk”-from the Voidscore e.p.

”inentity”-from the Ocahaen e.p.

aenorex.com

aenorex.bandcamp.com

Hey everyone. Thanks for checking out this episode of BTK. Luke and I are finally talking about The Woman. No, not the woman. THE WOMAN. You know, Lucky McKee’s The Woman. Sure, it may be a decade-old film at this point, but whatever. Better late than never I suppose. Enjoy the show. 

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Libidinous (A Pig With Cocks In Its Eyes)-Anaal Nathrakh

“The Wanderer”-Emperor

Ahoy mateys.  Not even sure if thats how you spell "mateys" and I'm too lazy to look it up.  Anyhoo, welcome to episode 286 of BTK.  For this one, Luke and I are reviewing a bigger film that still managed to fly under the radar, what with all of the fun of 2020, the year it hit (limited) theaters.  We are reviewing Underwater.  Why?  Because it scratches a certain kind of monster itch I have for Monsters In March 2021, thats why.  Enjoy!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Horror From The Sea”-Yyrkoon

“A Sanguine Tide Unleashed”-Naglfar