Ciao, my little blood-soaked bambinos, and welcome to the 96th episode of BindTortureKast.  Over the course of this entire podcast, we have never stopped praising Astron 6.  They are awesome.  It is a fact.  While we've never reviewed one of their feature films (c'mon, do you really need to hear another podcast review "Father's Day"?  Maybe we'll do "A Serbian Film", while we're at it...), our devotion to their special brand of Canadian carnage has been unwavering.  Well, its taken a good long while, but thanks to the mad geniuses over at Scream Factory, the good ol' U.S. of A has finally gotten their giallo-inspired horror omedy, "The Editor".  So be sure to listen to us as we not only review it, but try to act like we know anything about the giallo sub-genre.  Also, pay close attention and see if you can hear me act like I give two shits.  Beyond that...meh...nobody reads these things, I could literally forget all laws of's grammars,,,,,,,!!!!!p-u=nct..uati/?on and spellllnge and just write whatever the fuck I want here, couldnt I?  Hey, here's an idea, rather than spending time every month trying to find new and clever ways to essentially re-word the same shit I already said at the beginning of this stupid fucking show, maybe I can start writing a short story.  Like, a few paragraphs for each episode.  It would be kind of like publishing two different things at once.  Yes, I think I will do that.  It will be utter nonsense, but I will make it fun.  Dont worry, though.  For the two of you who DO actually read these, I will continue to include the usual...

...Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

“Welcome To Nocturne City”-Perturbator

“Surf Rape Rock”-Father’s Day OST

“Gathering Fingers”-Stolen Babies

“Last Movie”-Akira Yamaoka

“Epitome XII”-Blut Aus Nord