Recipe for a good movie glue nails to actors head and read lines well that's it that's all you need trust me just do that and boom movie. That's the plot of Bee Movie watch its basically the same as Hellraiser.

Thank goodness Creed was over four letters or we were in trouble again with the podcast software. I need a podcast training montage so I can learn how to fix the stupid thumbnail on apple podcasts. Rocky quick come train me in the ways of pods or boxing whichever you feel the most comfortable with. Jokes done go watch this movie its really good! Also stick around and listen to us talk about it after you watch it.

Are you ready to hear us talk about race issues in the 1940's bookended by dunking on Garth Ennis and Madonna's insanely long dance scene? This was a weird one guys this movie is important but has not aged well which is my catch phrase this episode come join us as we realize time is as cruel as an umpire.

A little late but it's because I was at a football game no joke I was literally unable to post our football movie podcast because I was attending a real football game. The Chiefs won by the way it was a nail bitter right up until the last minute. (I'm not going to talk about the movie here by the way). Mahomes looked great and when the defense showed up in the 4th holy shit Super Bowl level team. Something Something I don't want your life enjoy the pod.

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There are a lot of them so just use your favorite and have a good time. It's all for the love of baseball and stealing a priceless heirloom from your step-dad and pretending to die to kiss the lifeguard with out her consent you know summer fun shit. Listen warning we go real deep in this one because that's what the Sandlot demands of us.

I'll just do it myself is what Thanos said like 5 movies before this one happened. It took him a while to get moving but when he did who boy he got shit done. With this the InfinAugust ends. Also in this one I talk about Free Guy a lot so free Free Guy spoilers is you want em. Next month starts Sports Ball September les go!

Ohhhhh boy do we talk about the ehehehehe X-Men a lot in this one which is not surprising if you read the title and listened to last episode. Did anyone else get the X-Men vhs from Pizza Hut truly that vhs is my Wilson I miss it. Now I want pizza anybody else want some we can split it? Stupid advertising tie ins super working years later. Well put on your best metal claws give us a GRAVITY SQUEEZE this week.

Much like this movie this pod is late but also like a wizard a pod arrives exactly when it means to. This movie is very much a MCU movie and I don't think it will be the one that kills it but in like 10 years I'll be interested to look back on this one. Geez where are the jokes I guess just listen for those.

once again had to make the title 5 or more characters I mean what are the odds two weeks in a row? Anywho sorry if the audio is a little off this week but only so sorry like not to much just the right amount of sorry.

You may be asking Chris why did you put the year we all know when freaking Jaws was made. Well the stupid thing said the title has to be at least 5 characters and Jaws is only 4 so I had to think of Jaws title filler. Oh shit laptop is dying ahhh Jawsome and other shark related puns go here. Did you know that Vin Diesel was in a Street Shark commercial that's real. Jaws is a perfect movie go watch it.