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Bitch, That’s Not Perimenopause

Everyone on the internet suddenly has perimenopause.
Bad mood? Hormones.
Can’t sleep? Hormones.
Your life is chaotic? …still hormones.

Let’s get one thing straight — the perimenopause panic industry around it is out of control.

Ladies, stop letting a profession built by men define your body.

This episode breaks down how a normal biological transition got turned into a personality, a diagnosis, and a business model. From TikTok self-diagnoses to supplement scams and hormone hysteria, we’re calling it what it is:

Perimenopause is a term built to oppress and make women second guess.
Sometimes you’re tired.
Sometimes your life is messy.
Sometimes… you’re just human.

Stop outsourcing your entire existence to your ovaries.

Music by Nathan Wills.