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BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain episodes
- BitchScopes for the week of October 17th and the eclipse next week!Next Tuesday 10/25 is the new moon solar eclipse in Scorpio. October has officially gotten intense!24 min
- Neptune on the Loose - BitchScopes for the week of October 10-17My energy is low. My voice is gravelly. My cat is noisy. I have no idea what’s happening in my world. Welcome to the stage…Neptune!18 min
- Gumption Conjunction, What’s Your Function? BitchScopes for the Aries Full Moon, week of Oct 3This week we have a Full Moon in Aries and apparently we are still/always healing some shit. Insert eye roll here25 min
- BitchScopes for the week of Sept 26- and something a little spicy and differentThis week I decided to assign new co-rulers for each sign. I’m changing things up, challenging the traditional stuff…like a good little Aquarian! And I did a deep dive into Lilith and Eris and where they currently are in your chart. Let’s get deep and nerdy!50 min
- BitchScopes for the week of September 19thWe have a lovely Libra new moon this week, bitches. And there’s some significant energy shifts. I break it down day by day and interject random humor.25 min
- BitchScopes for the week of September 12Venus squares Mars, Jupiter opposes Mercury, relationships are needy, and we all need to calm out tits18 min
- BitchScopes for the week of September 5thWe’ve got a Pisces full moon and mercury going retrograde this week. It’s likely to be emotional in some way. This weeks scopes are composed as scenes or scenarios or choose your own adventure questions. Oh and there’s poetry inspired by MC Hammer.23 min
- Bitchscopes for the week of August 29th 2022 - Trust the Process!
well, this week's audio is better than last week's, and I added fun sounds and stuff, but I still need to work on audio quality. I hate being my own producer. Ugh. But I will suffer for my art, I guesssssss. This week's scopes focus on the overall vibe of September, at least the first 2/3 of it, and I played with my new Cat tarot cards.
please share and subscribe and be patient with my technical stupidity. xo
22 min - BitchScopes for the week of 8.22.22 - coping by cleaning - new moon in Virgo
Sun enters Virgo, Mars is in Gemini, Uranus retrograde, Mercury enters Libra (and retrograde shadow) and a new moon in Virgo that is making me wrinkle my nose as though I’ve just smelled bleu cheese.
sorry the audio sucks. This was an unplanned thing that I ran with. It’ll be better I promise!
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About BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain
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Horoscopes available for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/HouseofBleep
BitchScopes were born out of a desire to reclaim a word that has been used as a weapon, and turn it into a source of confidence. BitchScopes are written with the intention of empowerment. Am I a feminist? Yes. Do I write these for feminists? Also yes. Does that mean only women should read them? Fuck no! Feminism is for everyone! So come one, come all and let's embrace being a Bitch for the betterment of the world!
Distributed by House of Bleep Productions and McClain Creative Services