A corrupt Bitcoin “donation” topples a Czech justice minister, a Florida woman tries to eat meth straight out of her butt during booking, and Germany accidentally hosts a diapered chicken cabaret in a sacred cathedral. Plus: midair assault over a “Miss Piggy” insult and the debut of Reddit Shoe Diaries—starting with a mall changing-room birthday gift that would make Macy’s issue a no-return policy. Chaos, scandal, and horniness await.