Our guests are back and we're running out of supplies for them. We spent $487.63 at Sam's Club and it wasn't enough. Please send help. In this episode, we wrap up our year and look forward to the Elden Ring-laden future. Also, Hayden has some questions about his weird body.

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Would you buy a Final Fantasy XIV cookbook? If so, you may be entitled to financially compensate me, nerd. Grab yourself some rock jerky and rethink your vegan diet, we've got a new special guest and hoo boy does Brett have a hell of a business plan.

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Have you contemplated purposefully removing your teeth? Margaritas should cost more than $2. We love Violets. 

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We're back with opinions this week: Alex has plenty on the GameBoy SP, which never actually existed, but maybe he'd like the GameBoy Advance SP. Also, remember to recharge your polarizing lenses and stop watching movies based on video games.

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Listen. We're not saying our opinions are professional opinions, but we are saying that they're superior opinions. Friends of the show Brett (Syrun25 on Twitch) and Mia (Hayden's sister) join us to give the hard facts about whatever a Chook Burger even is. Plus, science has a lot to answer for re: dinosaurs. 

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This week on Bitiots, we practice the sort of hard-hitting culinary journalism which you can only achieve through sheer force of will. Do not forget that at the crux of all of your allegorical suffering, the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store will be there to make you question the passage of time as it relates to snack food.

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This week on the Bitiots! Podcast, we try our hand at two MORE genres: true crime and horror movie review. We decided there wasn't enough of either, so here we are. Also, Lornell keeps us well oiled, and you definitely don't hear the cut in the middle.

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Can we drag the spirit of Christmas into the intestines of January? Probably not, but we can try. TJ Nathan joins us on a special episode to discuss holiday traditions both tasty and digital, and things get a little weird in Hyrule during winter.

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Alex, Brad, and Hayden are the Bitiots, and the only thing they love more than food and video games is getting real weird about food and video games. Can Takeshi Kaga beat Paul Hollywood at Final Destination with no items? We'll never know, because we didn't talk about that.