Imagine this: You're walking down a Metropolis street when the ground trembles beneath your feet. People point skyward, initially with hope – assuming Superman has arrived to save the day from whatever danger approaches. But their expressions quickly shift to confusion, then horror.

The figure descending from the clouds resembles Superman, but something is terribly wrong. His face is chalky white and cracked like dried mud. His costume is a backward, disheveled version of the iconic suit, the S-shield reversed and distorted. His movements are jerky and unpredictable, like a marionette with tangled strings.

This isn't the Man of Steel – it's his twisted doppelgänger, Bizarro.
"Me am Bizarro! Me here to save day by destroying everything!" he announces in his backward, fractured speech pattern. His voice sounds like gravel in a cement mixer, a warped parody of Superman's reassuring tones.


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