President Trump just returned from a whirlwind Middle East tour with over $2 trillion in promised investments from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE. From AI data centers and aviation mega-deals to defense contracts and geopolitical power plays, this episode unpacks the fine print, the fanfare, and the future impact — with a healthy dose of humor and critical insight. Is this the beginning of a new tech-powered golden age… or a diplomatic mirage with gold trim?