Time to dig in to a giant slice of cake, and as we masticate (I said masticate), we can ruminate on the opposite of a Black Forest Gateau, before a quick game of Mario Kart, and a doff of the cap to Her Maj The Queen.

Are we right? Or are we the opposite of right? Come in, settle down, help yourself to cake and grab a controller, and join in the fun, because joining in is all the fun.