Quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

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Would a spy rather eat a Twix on a stakeout, or suck a stick of Rock?

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Not the show, the station itself, just to be clear.

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What would you do if a lawyer asked you why you'd filled your cowboy hat with chocolate buttons?

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We don't go where you'd expect when we work out the opposite of a beaver. Honest. It's much worse.

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It's all food based this week, as we work out the opposite of Cadfael, Sweet And Sour, and salami.

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What's the opposite of Eldorado? What even is Eldorado? Squeeze your stress balls, listen to the hummingbird sing, and find out.

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Use your eyes, tickle the truth free, and hum the theme tune. Or just work out the opposite of those things instead.

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This is the news. Or at least the opposite of some of the element of the news - all in a special themed edition of the most pointless of podcasts.

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Fill a sick bag. Shoot an arrow at it. Post it all on Twitter. Orrrrrr ... just work out the opposite of it all instead. That's much more fun.

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