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Why are you dipping that Sherbert Lemon in your posset? WTF? I mean, what's the opposite of that anyway?

Do not share, and do not enjoy.

Parumpahpumpum and all that. Let's work out the festive opposites of stuffing, baubles, and the very meaning of Christmas itself.

Do not share, and do not enjoy.

We're going to the country, gonna eat a lot of ... well, nectarines. While we read the phone book. And do something else with gas. Breathe maybe. Or at least, the opposite of all that anyway.

Do not share, and certainly do not enjoy.

I mean, who pets a poodle, while flossing and doing Wordle? No-one. That's who. But there are people who will take their time to work out the opposite of those things. Those people are us.

Do not share, and do not enjoy.

You're reading Miss Marple, under the shade of the leaves, when you hear the chirrup of your notifications. You check your phone, and you see there's a new episode of this podcast, wherein we work out the opposite of all those things.

Do you share? Do you enjoy?

Ever eaten Baba Ghanoush while brushing a panda? Of course not, that would be ludicrous. So, what's the opposite of all that? Find out, in your ears.

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It all gets even more silly than normal this week, as we work out the opposite of a toaster, the opposite of a noise, and the opposite of Ghostbusters.

Do not share, and do not enjoy.

This week we work out the opposite of an ambulance, the opposite of an avalanche, and the opposite of a dashboard.

Do not share, and do not enjoy.

Would you rather have a mini Blackberry, or a mini View-Master? Or would you prefer to know the opposite of all those things?

Do not share, and please do no enjoy.

You can use your lucky chapstick in the laundrette or when you play roulette, but you can't do both. But you can work out the opposite of those three things.

Do not share, and do not enjoy.