Magic Hour aka Food Reviews, Safety Tips, and Toxic Cozy Romance

This week's plot is nearly identical to a 1985 movie, so it was bound to go off the rails. Rae recaps her terrible time at a restaurant in Denver. Cole is so good at being bad that the girls discuss the toxic men who stole their hearts. Piper and Leo try and fail to elope, much to the girls' petty delight.

The Honeymoon's Over aka The Giggle Hour

After multiple false starts, the girls finally start Season Three! The excitement causes the girls to forget to brand the episode while having multiple giggle fits. Best of all, Cole Turner is finally on the scene. RIP Steve Harwell.

Be Careful What You Witch For, aka You Call This A Season Finale?! Even though the season two finale is disappointing AF, the girls uncover a few things:

The missing Leo is a killer plot.

Prue trying to leave her sisters in the dust permanently.

French Stewart loves playing questionable men.

Armageddon Not aka Pu**y Poppin Yelp Reviews this week, the Halliwells and Rae fight Armageddon while Leo shows just how toxic he is. Our hosts announce their TikTok live watch.

Astral Monkey aka The Exceptionally Confused Rae. The girls are beyond ready to get season two over with that Rae doesn't know what episodes were up to. While Leo disrespects boundaries, Dr. Williamson is back for this lackluster episode.

Chick Flick aka Let's Wrap This Up! This week the girls are mentally exhausted, and Piper is still dragging out her boring love triangle. Prue learns never meet her idols, and we learn that Phoebe will make out with anyone.

How to Make A Quilt Out of Americans aka Spilling Tea with the Ops. In another snoozer of an episode, the girls learn that the Halliwell Sisters have learned nothing. Javier and the boys further prove they know nothing about the feminine gaze but thankfully, this is Kevin Inch's last time directing.

Murphy's Luck aka The One with the Depression Demon. Trigger warning: talks of suicide. Despite having a good plot, we're still discussing the love triangle from hell. Our girl Prue is in dire need of a therapist and better family members.

Give Me A Sign aka We're bored, let's go! Our shortest episode to date, so you know, S2E15 was booooooooorrrrrring! Piper is giving season two Carrie Bradshaw. Phoebe is exhausting - shocker. But Prue - Prue got her back broke by Bane!