Twilight isn’t the only movie to combine love, angst, and vampires. We watched Nosferatu and Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person. One was boring and horny–but the memes gave us life–while the other is a cinematic masterpiece. 

Where will these two films fall in our current movie ranking?

1. Femme

2. Challengers

3. Anatomy of The Fall

4. Past Lives

5. The Substance 

6. Anora

7. Wicked

8. The Color Purple

9. Didi

10. Girls Will Be Girls

11. Babygirl

12. A Different Man

13. The Last Showgirl

14. Nightbitch

Didi and Girls will be Girls two coming of age films with two clueless teen protagonists trying to survive friends, love interests, and their parents. 

Where will these two films fall in our current movie ranking?

1. Femme

2. Challengers

3. Anatomy of The Fall

4. Past Lives

5. The Substance 

6. Anora

7. Wicked

8. The Color Purple

9. Babygirl

10. A Different Man

11. The Last Showgirl

12. Nightbitch

We watched Wicked and The Color Purple. One was too long and the other was too depressing.

Where will we put these two films in our current movie ranking?

1. Femme

2. Challengers

3. Anatomy of The Fall

4. Past Lives

5. The Substance 

6. Anora

7. Babygirl

8. A Different Man

9. The Last Showgirl

10. Nightbitch

You need to love yourself… OR ELSE. The main characters in The Substance and A Different Man did not listen to my advice and look how they ended up.

In this episode, we discuss two wild movies. One stuck the landing and the other lost its marbles.

Where will we put these two films in our current movie ranking?

1. Femme

2. Challengers

3. Anatomy of The Fall

4. Past Lives

5. Anora

6. Babygirl

7. The Last Showgirl

8. Nightbitch

How many movies can you think of that take place in Las Vegas and delve into the world of sex work and showbiz?! Well, we can tell you two and they’re not all about the glitz and the glam. 

In this episode, we talk about Anora and The Last Showgirl and how these women live a life dedicated not only to sex work, but delusion too. 

We will rank these two  against, our current movie ranking:

1. Femme

2. Challengers

3. Anatomy of The Fall

4. Past Lives

5. Babygirl

6. Nightbitch

One of these movies will still be in the running for America’s Next Top Movie, the other will be cast back to hell where it belongs.

In this episode, we are reviewing Anatomy of a Fall and Nightbitch. One of these movies we loved and the other… um we tolerated.

How will these new movies stack up against our previous selections?

Our current movie ranking:

Femme

Challengers

Past Lives

Babygirl

Are you a good girl or a good boy? 

Listen to us review Babygirl and Femme. Two films that explore aspects of BDSM. One pulls it off and the other one flounders. 

How will these two rank among Past Lives and Challengers from our previous episode?

Battle of the Spouses… in more ways than one

Listen to us as we review Challengers and Past Lives talking about what we liked, what we disliked and how we would rank them.

Come and join us in our Bonus Season focusing on all things movies!

Lately Black Brits have been accusing Black Americans of having no culture. Do they hate us, cause they ain’t us?

In this episode, we talk about the difference between race, nationality, and ethnicity, and misconceptions about Black American culture.

Is AI the future or just another scam? AI is infiltrating every aspect of our lives, and we are not feeling too good about it. 

Join us as we discuss the benefits and problems of AI, and our hatred for NFTs, Deepfakes, and Elon Musk.