Black Married Nerds

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  • What You Won't Do, Someone Else Will (Season Finale)

    Well, as black folks, we DIDN'T get any super powers but we talk about some practical ones we would have liked to have if it were a real thing. We also discuss how a (disillusioned) woman believes that her having affairs with married men is helping them to "save" their marriage (for free, it seems..*eyes rolling*) and Dubb D talks about the high points of The Mandalorian's season two episodes, and rants a little about Smash Ultimate and Sakurai's handling of third party characters.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Where The Shmoney Reside

    Merry Christmas y'all! We played a game of this or that, Christmas edition, and talked about how Christmas has changed for us as adults. Kevin Samuels has also struck again, but this time it wasn't in a bad way. On Kevin's Youtube show, he discussed the topic of why black women feel that white women are taking all of the black high value men and we shared our thoughts on the topic. There's also a light at the end of the tunnel, if you're looking to get a next gen console. Check out the episode to hear our thoughts about the topics.

    Shoutout of the Week: The Funnel Bar

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    Website: www.thefunnelbar.com

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    1 hr 31 min
  • "Ma'am, You're AVERAGE At BEST"

    Kevin Samuels technically chastizes a grown ass 35 year old woman on why she DOESN'T deserve a "high value" man, and we break down the absolute THRASHING he so "professionally" gave her. The Game Awards dropped some new joints, as well as crowned some winners in big categories for gaming.

    Kevin Samuels' YT channel/episode in the discussion:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoUwtpXXy8 (48:24 mark for the conversation between himself and the young woman)

    Shoutout of the Week:

    Designs by Sabrina Tumblers

    IG: designbysabrinatumblers

    Facebook: Design by Sabrina tumblers

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    1 hr 18 min
  • When you know better, you do better

    We give our thoughts on what happened at a Dallas black owned restaurant and take the discussion further by talking about black owned businesses in general (how and why we should support them, why we don't, and the impact made by it). We also reflect on our last 10 years of being together, since today is our 10 year anniversary. Laughs were shared and gems were dropped, tap in!

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    1 hr 10 min
  • We Can't Have SH!T!

    Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr looked like uncles in the backyard fighting over a game of Spades, and we talk about how men (or gamers in general) can't even enjoy a PS5 without some women hating on their happiness. We discuss the pros and cons of the new consoles and warn people about scalpers. (Also, @#$% them. Seriously.)

    Shoutout of the week: FrenzyTV a.k.a Funko Frenzy

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/FunkoFrenzy/videos

    IG: _FrenzyTv

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    1 hr 37 min
  • "Beans, Greens, Tomatoes, Potatoes" w/@JasmineJhantel & @Bjam__

    Happy Turkey Day! We decided to surprise you with a bonus episode and we were joined by some of our family, Jasmine and Brandon. We talked about our thanksgiving last year, our do's and don'ts for holiday gatherings, and we also shared some stories from other special occasions.

    Shoutout of the Week: Tinted Amour by Sie

    IG: TintedAmourBySie

    Email: [email protected]

    Phone: 469-554-8360

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    IG: @JasmineJhantel and @bjam__

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    We do not own the rights to music used at the beginning of this episode.

    1 hr 4 min
  • The Lies You Tell

    Better late than never, right? We're back with another hilarious episode, discussing the times we've quit jobs and the lies we have told to get out of going to work in our hay day. We also discuss why we think current marriages don't seem to be as successful as in our grandparents' time.

    Shoutout of the Week: Kel Artis a.k.a. DJ Upgrayedd

    IG: DJUpgrayedd

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Simpin Ain't Easy w/@TheJoshBean and @JasmineJhantel

    Joined by our first special guests, Josh and Jasmine, we discuss the topics of dating and relationships from three different perspectives and share some of our crazy stories.

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    Jasmine Mitchell - IG: JasmineJhantel

    Josh Bean - IG: TheJoshBean

    Shoutout of the Week: Jacoby Dumas

    Facebook: Jacoby RoseGold Dumas

    Photography Studio: 1890 Broadway, Beaumont, TX 77701

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    1 hr 45 min
  • "Credit?! We talkin bout CREDIT?!"
    Can you believe that some dumb asses out there want credit for NOT cheating?? The AUDACITY!! While reminiscing on some of our favorite oldies, we took it upon ourselves to have a karaoke session. *Please be advised that we cannot sing AT ALL, but we...
    1 hr
  • My Blackness Is Not Up For Debate
    Dubb D questions why in the black community, doing or engaging in things that aren't considered part of the "black" lifestyle are often side-eyed, while Magenta shares a personal experience with lies and the opposite sex. With a high profile game like...
    1 hr 4 min

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We're black, married, and also nerds! Join us as we discuss being black in America, pop culture, relationships/marriage, and all things nerdy; such as video games, anime and more. Whether you're…