We have a winner, Baby! The competition has been FIERCE but one queen MUST BE CROWNED! Do you think it’ll Juju-be Juju? Does Polly want a Cracker? Or are you sipping the Coulee’d? Join us as we chat the finale of All Stars 5, chosen family, Blair St. Clair forgetting she got eliminated, and the Land of 1000 Lip Sync Dances!

Where are the jokes on All Stars 5?! LOOK OVER THERE! It’s the top 4 and we’re THHHIIIISSSS close to the crowning. One of us thinks this meeting could have been an email while the other thoroughly enjoyed Club Kid Lite. Join us as we chat the episode, joining the circus, and taking a....joke. I’m not joking, Bih!

Who made the potato salad?! Category is: Backyard Ball on All Stars 5! One of us suddenly has the taste for baby food and amoxicillin while the other is over the minstrel show. Call your Ma and Pa and get the whole extended family together while we talk barbecue fashions and country cousins.

Survey says…..Snatch Game on RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 5! Bachelorette #1….Do you have what it takes to climb the $100,000 Drag Race Pyramid? One of us is next week’s lip sync assassin (because why not?) while the other is field reporting live from a fireworks warzone. We BOTH are messy queens who are here for the drama and, baby, we have some theories. Join us as we talk the Snatch Game, who is zoomin’ who, and sashaying into the finale! #TeamShea

Scandals! Controversy! He said, she said, THEY said! Turn to Page Six as we dish on episode 4 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 5. One of us graduated from the Felicity Huffman school of Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Photoshop while the other is really into camo right now *SHABLAM*. Join us as we talk shady Queen Politics, She-MZ, and Yrma Eht Nioj!

Knock knock! Room service! Get tucked in and raid the mini-bar for episode 3 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 5. One of us thinks one queen isn’t going India Far and wants to thank you for being a friend. The other is JUICED by one queen’s holiday theme (I’ll take the coal instead) and is feeling the 24 Karat MAGIC! Join us as we chat the episode, mall fashions, and seeing triplets.

ERRRYBODY SAY LOVE! LOVE is in the air on our sophomore episode and on episode 2 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 5! One of us in LOVE with the BOMBASTIC lyrical styling of one queen while the other is in LUH with the Neutron Dance. Join us as we talk the episode, paying homage to season 1 queens, the anatomy of a lip sync, and honoring the art of Black Queens.

It’s our debut and we’re stepping out! Welcome to our BIG OPENING! Be sure to sign the guestbook. This week we RuCap the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 5 in an extra special, super-sized edition of our first episode!

The first half of the show we talk the Queen’s entrance looks and fashions. The girls are giving you texture, movement, a hint of Mugler, and a whole lotta body......suits. One of us is PLUCKED by one dress while a certain (Gl)Amazon has the other seeing RED!

If you’re looking for a little bit of shrinkage, though, we talk main show at around minute 51.