"I've never herded sheep, met a shepherd, or fought a wild predator in my life. But I did grow up visiting my grandparents' farms in India, and I can tell you this:
I never saw my grandfather drape an immaculate baby sheep over his clean, robed shoulders. Most of the time, the animals on his farm stank. Often, at the end of a long day in their midst, so did he. How the church went from the mud-stained hardships of animal husbandry to a manicured Jesus cuddling a lily-white lamb, is beyond me."