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  • How to Determine a Vantas

    A SUDDEN RETURN - How to find a Karkat Vantas, Kankri, or Signless from Homestuck in ANY piece of media!

    GET MERCH HERE
    CHAPTERS:
    Intro: 00:00
    General traits: 02:14
    Karkat: 06:22
    Kankri: 15:34
    Signless: 29:35
    Outro: 39:51
    Find the people in this vid:
    Bucky
    Robin
    Rif
    Jonaya
    Further Reading:
    The Function of Fascism by Kay and Skittles
    Written by Bucky Grant, Robin, Momo, Rif, and Mio
    Voiced by Bucky Grant, Robin, Momo, Rif, and Jonaya
    KARKAT: Rif
    DAVE & KANKRI: Bucky
    LATULA & KANAYA & PORRIM: Jonaya
    VRISKA: Anna
    POSSUM: Possum
    Content Warning: Reclaimed use of the word “queer;” discussion of sexism
    and sexist language; discussion of ableism and ableist language;
    discussion of misogyny and revolution.
    This video contains major spoilers for Shrek (2001); Teenage Mutant
    Ninja Turtles (2012); She-Ra and the Princesses of Power; Steven
    Universe; Twilight; Revolutionary Girl Utena; Full Metal Alchemist:
    Brotherhood; My Hero Academia; Adventure Time; Gurren Lagann; Avatar:
    The Last Airbender; The Lorax; and Hadestown. Minor spoilers may be
    present for Gravity Falls; Hades (2020); Over the Garden Wall; The
    Witcher series; Invader: Zim; Bojack Horseman; The Mitchells vs. The
    Machines; Finding Nemo; The Lord of the Rings; Trolls; Kare Kano; and
    Horimiya.
    Art from:
    Karkat: Pesterquest
    The Signless:
    https://www.deviantart.com/doodle-master/art/showdown-sufferer-1-254391923, https://www.deviantart.com/doodle-master/art/showdown-sufferer-2-254393389
    Adam Parrish:
    https://theravenboys.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_Parrish?file=Maggie_Adam_01.jpg
    Ministrife Sprites:
    https://www.deviantart.com/koko-nya/art/PNG-HOMESTUCK-MINISTRIFE-420118550
    Couch - Photo by Mora Mitchell on Unsplash
    https://unsplash.com/s/photos/living-room-couch?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText
    Snowy Woods - Photo by Siora Photography on Unsplash
    https://unsplash.com/photos/tree-covered-with-snow-during-daytime-1EiRxYbOHA0?utm_content=creditCopyText&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=unsplash
    Flaming Text: https://cooltext.com/Logo-Design-Burning
    Sounds from:
    Iron Knight by DJ Sai Tae and Iron Infidel by Samm Neil from ColoUrs and
    Mayhem: Universe A
    https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/colours-and-mayhem-universe-a-b
    #problematicfav by theh0nestman, Solus Vates by TempiTunes, and March 9f the Insuffera6le by Toris Crow from The Homestuck Fan Musicians’
    Beforus https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/beforus
    Heavy Snaking and Table for Tooth by Toby Fox and James Roach from the
    Hiveswap: Act 1 Soundtrack
    KARKALICIOUS BUT IT’S LOFI – Camyosh
    Karkat’s Theme by James Roach from Pesterquest Vol. 5
    Galactic Cancer by Thomas Ferkol from Homestuck Vol. 8
    Karkat’s Theme by Toby Fox from Alterniabound
    Homestuck - Black [Chill / LoFi Remix] by GR33NY
    Aimless Morning Gold by Michael Guy Bowman from The Wanderers
    Skaian Summoning by Toby Fox from Alternia
    Let’s All Rock the Heist by Robert J! Lake from Homestuck Vol. 8
    Shade by Clark "Plazmataz" Powell from Medium
    Cancerous Core by Erik "Jit" Scheele from One Year Older
    Bilious by Alexander Rosetti from Genesis Frog
    BBC Sound Effect Library: Knocking:
    https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=07005115; Ball being
    kicked: https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=07028035
    Samples taken from Fergalicious by Fergie and will.i.am, and Through the
    Fire and Flames by Dragonforce.
    Special thanks to:
    Possum for helping me record!!
    This tool to visualize Openbound:
    http://static.fugiman.com/openbound_dialogue.html
    These Openbound transcripts:
    http://readmspa.org/transcripts/readmspa-transcript-6_007163_Meenahquest__Part_1_transcript_and_walkthrough.html

    42 min
  • End of Will it Homestuck

    Thank you all for enjoying the podcast! 

    Subscribe to our YouTube channel to catch what's coming next.

    Read the transcript on Sponsus. 

    Sarah Zed's videos:

    1. 4/13 Homestuck Retrospective
    2. 7/1 Update on What Pumpkin
      3. 5 min
    3. The Enterprising Young Lady's Guide To Identifying A Maryam

      Happy Mother's Day! (In the US, anyways...) It's a day for the characters most likely to be assigned "Mom" by the text and the fans - the Maryams!! Welcome to The Enterprising Young Lady's Guide To Identifying A Maryam.

      Our website: https://willithomestuck.com/

      Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/willithomestuck
      Pledge to us on Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck
      Drop us a Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
      Follow us on Twitch: https://twitch.tv/willithomestuck
      Discord server: https://discord.gg/NwBvYtE
      Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space/
      Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash  

      Music: Jade Sylph: https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/jade-sylph

      12 min
    4. How to Find a Gamzee

      What is a clown? A whimsical pile of mistreatment at the hands of the narrative? Something more? Find out in this installment of the “How to Find a Character” series! Also, sorry that Bucky sounds congested; it’s because they have the plague and are horribly congested.  

      Learn more about Will it Homestuck at https://willithomestuck.com/ 

      Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space/ 

      Daft: https://twitter.com/a_halcyon_e/ and ko-fi.com/daft_class  

      Cheat Sheet on How to Find a Gamzee: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck/status/1388547218169233409?s=20

      Watch the original YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nou18IhqOI


      Media and Writing featured in this video: 

      alpha Halcyon epsilon: https://mspfa.com/?s=27878&p=1  

      shyeinks:  https://shyeinks.tumblr.com/post/647930272606715904/gamzees-face-with-and-without-makeup-im-working   

      childshgamzeeno: https://twitter.com/childshgamzeeno  

      DJ Terezi: https://djterezi.bandcamp.com/album/where-have-u-been and https://twitter.com/witchspinach  

      The Color of Corruption by Razbuten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L51xc6iqeaU   

      Purple Girls R Like: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1338064452025905157?s=20  

      “Lord English is England and Homestuck is America” - a thread on Homestuck and clowns: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1333293568581009408  

      Daft on why Hussie should have stayed away from Kanaya and Gamzee:  https://eat-a-dicker.tumblr.com/post/171380331844/i-strongly-believe-that-hussie-should-have-stayed   

      Gamzee “Wow!!” comic:  https://meteor-star.tumblr.com/post/190134880848/just-gonna-leave-this-here   

      “Wait, Gamzee’s the Anthy?”:  https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1282755378242101253?s=20 

      Kill Six Billion Demons (which you should read):  https://killsixbilliondemons.com/   

      Daft and Momo on how to potentially write Gamzee respectfully:  https://curiouscat.qa/tmblrusrgmz/post/1136336846  

      The Narrative Hates That You Like Gamzee:  https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1257214600157687808?s=20  

      All of Act 8: https://mspfa.com/?s=14278&p=1 

      The Egg Route: https://the-egg-route.tumblr.com/ or  https://tapas.io/series/The-Egg-Route

      16 min
    5. April 2021 News Update

      Hey, it's an update about what the heck has been going on! 

      Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTX7Zlx7nxZt5NOi0APwLWF0Re49ESIYAvBHMkqdex5q_mz3XPNyzYScJ_1bBOtivBnhKploNOJhLfl/pub 

      Mutual Aid Resources:

      The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/

      FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty

      The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/

      Get involved in your community masterpost: https://queeranarchism.tumblr.com/post/647054215110393857/hater-of-terfs-ive-already-reblogged-a-link-to

      Podcast Links:

      Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck

      Editing by Bucky.

      Podcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck

      Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space

      Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz

      Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck

      More information at our website: https://willithomestuck.com

      5 min
    6. How to Diagnose a Cronus

      Welcome to the next installment in our series on character archetypes in Homestuck! This time, we're covering Cronus Ampora, fishboy  extraordinaire. We're also not going to apologize for anything in this video.  

      Content warning for reclaimed use of the word "queer" and discussion of Cronus Ampora. 

      Watch the original: https://youtu.be/UZ7n84nUWnM

      Episode Transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRjNG9_gFnedQC0JMqbCTcnkGgntVTRuTDMJHeQWDJ36tvTIogmFSacQt8Zcbo9mZM1xPV0Y34dXctx/pub

      Check out the cheat sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTcH8_xzCsHEy37l-OBFUfDz_hxqr4zkB1ORmMuiiWlD3t0X5nMw3XYctWspgfbyMhAZOOlj8I-Q4eq/pub  

      This is all for fun and is not serious character analysis. Please do not  use this to be mean to other people about a cartoon character.  

      HOSTS:

      Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space
      Jonaya: https://jonayariley.carrd.co  

      LINKS:

      Our website: https://willithomestuck.com/
      Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/willithomestuck J
      oin us on Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck
      Drop us a Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
      Follow us on Twitch: https://twitch/.tv/willithomestuck
      Discord server: https://discord.gg/NwBvYtE
      Intro song by Nate Tronerud: https://soundcloud.com/natetronerudmusic/land-of-cruisin-and-bruisin
      Outro song by Tittle: https://instagram.com/_tittle

      11 min
    7. Season Two Episode One Part One: Shrek

      We're back for season two, baby!! Really really! In this episode, we tackle the American classic, Shrek, in the year of its 20th anniversary. Bucky is joined by longtime cohost Jonaya Riley, and their cool former Homestuck neighbor Kelso. It's time to get ogre your problems on this week's episode of Will it Homestuck?!

      Content warnings: Swearing and crude language; brief discussion of anti-immigration policies and mention of the Holocaust; sex jokes; and as always, Vriskanalysis and gay shit.

      Suggested Topics: Let Shrek Say Fuck, What is Shrek even a metaphor for?; Shreksperts on Shrekstory; Shrek is an American Icon; Donkey revelations; Donkey v. Jake Harley; Jade Vibes; A definitive Vriska decision.

      Links to Donate:

      The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/

      FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty

      The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/

      Podcast Links:

      Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck

      Editing by  and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/

      Twitters:

      Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuckBucky: https://radicallydifferent.spaceTJonaya: https://twitter.com/altuniversewash

      Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz

      Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck

      More information at our website: https://willithomestuck.com

      1 hr 11 min
    8. How to Diagnose a Vriska

      We've been diagnosing Vriskas on our podcast for a while, but in this  piece we dig into how we identify them in the wild. Plus, some news! 

      This piece was  originally for the [S] Press Play audio zine. Find a link below to  download the zine and hear the rest of the entries!! 

      DOWNLOAD THE ZINE: https://yoitscro.itch.io/s-press-play

      LISTEN TO THE ZINE: https://zinestuck.bandcamp.com/album/s-press-play  

      HOSTS:

      Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space
      Jonaya: https://jonayariley.carrd.co  

      LINKS:

      Our website: https://willithomestuck.com/
      Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/willithomestuck
      Pledge to us on Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck
      Drop us a Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck
      Follow us on Twitch: https://twitch/.tv/willithomestuck
      Discord server: https://discord.gg/NwBvYtE
      Thumbnail by Jojo FunkMclovin: https://twitter.com/funkmclovin

      11 min
    9. Episode 12 Part III: Infinity Train (Books 1-3)

      OWO? What's this?? A THIRD PART to the Infinity Train episode?? That's right folks - Bradley, Danni, and Tay are back once more to put the full cast of all three books of Infinity Train into a SBURB session! Join us as we get a ticket to ride one last time ;)

      Content warning for: Some swearing; spoilers for Infinity Train books 1-3 as well as minor spoilers for The Adventure Zone: Amnesty; and an exorbitant amount of Randall.

      Suggested Topics: Bad train puns; Speedrunning SBURB; Randall forms and consequences; Prince = Brad; Daisy-chaining SBURB Sessions; Tulip is the most important character in Homestuck; LARPing on call; Cain's turtle curse; I am forcibly escorted off the Infinity Train.

      Links to donate:

      The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/

      FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty

      The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/

      Podcast Links:

      Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck

      Editing by Bradley and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/

      Twitters:

      • Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
      • Tay: https://twitter.com/meowzerswowzers

        • Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz

        Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck

        More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/

        1 hr 3 min
      • Episode 16: Code Lyoko

        Get ready to go digital in this week's episode on Code Lyoko! Bradley returns with server member Jett Gray to classpect the cast of the French cartoon. Did you know it's all available to watch for free on YouTube? I learned that while listening to this episode.

        Content warning for: General violence and swearing.

        Suggested Topics: Being downloaded into the hackerman network; References Only One Person Gets: The Podcast; Cute lil witch hood; Puppy love

        Links to donate:

        The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/

        FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty

        The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/

        Podcast Links:

        Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck

        Editing by  and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/

        Twitters:

        • Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
        • Jett Gray: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWBn4kh4GTpxcy69PvfmAtg

          • Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz

          Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck

          More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/

          1 hr 29 min

        About Blend It Media (formerly Will it Homestuck)

        From the publisher's feed

        A podcast where we try to put media in the Homestuck blender and see what analysis comes out. Officially retired from podcasting.