Celestria, Christopher 164, Hope in Your Story, Ashlyn, and more! You've called and I've made it public!

Stay tuned to the end to hear an up and coming comedian, Jerry!!!!!!!!!!

I DID IT! Today's episode is all about how I became a part of the latest Messy Mondays on Blimey Cow. Hope you enjoy! Feel free to leave a call-in and I'll air you on Informal Friday's. PEEAAAAAACE!

On today's episode, I review a couple vids and become Donald Trump/Barack Obama. No Informal Friday this week. Instead, I'm releasing Smooth Fred's rap to YouTube.

I woke up, got out of my bed, and killed a box of Lucky Charms. "Thanks Mom!" I exclaim with enthusiasm at no one in particular. I suddenly have an aching desire to play some basketball. I walk outside the house and into the Golden State Warrior's 30,000 seat stadium. After 4.318 seconds a basketball appears into my hand, "Well it's about time". I chuck the ball at a perfect 61.5 degree angle towards the hoop. "Wait a minute," I think, "This isn't me. This isn't me at all." I never did see whether I made that shot...

Wassup Guys! It's true, Blimey Cow is hiding content from you. It was a blast to be a part of this secret video made for Josh and I hope everyone involved loved it as much as I did. Special thanks to KB for the intro music. PEAAAAAACE!

WHATTUP ME SAUCE SQUAD! Hope you enjoy the episode. I be releasing once a week now. Unless it's national Lighting Safety Awareness Week. Which is next week, look it up. We out.

In today's episode, Smooth Fred is in a local trampoline park with his grandson and a reporter (named Sarah) The reporter asks Smooth Fred how he's so cool and relevant and BOY does he respond. I wrote the rap in under 10 minutes... because the rap i spent 3 hours on didn't work out. But hey, you guys wanted the content and your boy delivered the content. This rap was by request of Ashlyn. See? Winning contests can be fun.

Wednesday is the new Tuesday. I'm lying ;D

When I awoke I found myself tied up in a dark room. At least, it looked dark to me (was this blindfold necessary?). I listened to the noisy clatter of pots being clashed around. "A kitchen," I thought to myself, "I'm in a kitchen." I could hear the sound of dozens of men, women too, whispering seriously to each other. The sounds grew closer until they were right in front of me. They ripped off my blindfold and I saw a beautiful woman in nurses' apparel. "Drink this," she whispered softly but urgently, handing me a flask. I couldn't refuse. I drank with the eyes of everyone glued on me as I drifted slowly away to unconsciousness. Not again...

In todays episode, I review Josh's political views, Jordan's advice to an exposed naughty teenager, and the health of Jordan and Sara's marriage after one year. Josh also called me out on his Twitter (albeit indirectly). OnFridaymydescriptionstoryfromafewepisodesagocontinues...