Well I woke up one mornin' and I knew somethin' was wrong
My favorite blue jeans had all but disappeared
I saw the culprit had snuck off and ran
I said "Hell no" and I grabbed him by the ear
Said I don't care if you look like Sam Elliott
Or if you say you love me more than Waylon Jennings
I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants
Every time I try to hang 'em up
You say "Let's dance"
And I can't even bend over and I can't even glance
I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants
It's happened all my life and it's been more than a few
If you've never had it happen
Then I'm tellin' you
That if a cowboy grabs your pants
You better put up a fight
'Cause once he gets his hands on 'em
He ain't lettin' 'em go
But I don't care if you look like Sam Elliott
Or if you say you love me more than Waylon Jennings
I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants
Every time I try to hang 'em up
You say "Let's dance"
And I can't even bend over and I can't even glance
I'm gettin' real sick of cowboys grabbin' my pants
Track from the album "Tin-Cup Valentine"