Disclaimer: all content should be considered satire, I’m not a financial advisor, nothing here is to be taken as financial advice. Also not a doctor, always refer a professional before making a decision. I just saved 15% on insurance by switching to Geico

Although this is satire and should be considered comedy, I do really want to bring attention to how bad this Mofo is at his job

Not a financial advisor this is not financial advice, always consult professional, this should be considered satire

I’m not a financial advisor yadda yadd yadda, nor a doctor, yadda yadda yadda, consult a professional, blah blah blah

All content should be considered satire, this is not financial advice, I am not a financial advisor, nor a doctor, always consult a professional

Disclaimer - this is satire and to be considered entertainment. I am not a financial advisor and nothing shared here constitutes financial advise.

Disclaimer - all content is considered satire

Warning this is a rant and for legal purposes considered satire

Reconciliate these nuts my guy

Title basically says it all