Doogles gets straight doom and gloom out the gate by bringing up the recent fast decline of Taiwan's stock market (the TAIEX). Skippy brings some playful to the conversation through The Hustle's recent article "The Economics of Movie Product Placements" — did you know that The Fast & The Furious franchise crashed almost 1,500 cars over the first 7 films? (well, now you do). Doogles does his homework, researching the % of stocks that have beaten the market over 10-year increments in the last 100 years, and quizzes Skippy on the figures. Then they wrap with Elon Musk's Bitcoin schizophrenia and Ohio's vaccine incentivization via lottery.