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Blitzed Football episodes

  • Simple Jack
    After the upset of Rams, are the Bears Super Bowl bound, or will it be another top team in the NFC? Plus the guys compare Stats Guy to Simple Jack in the movie Tropic Thunder and Michael Bolton in Office Space. And you won't believe their latest solution to getting refs to throw fewer penalty flags.
    38 min
  • Best of Blitzed
    It’s our Best of Blitzed Special, where we’re bringing you some of our best moments from the NFL Season, like our definition of the NFL's New Catch Rule, how the rise of the Chicago Bears is like the movie Rocky, Rich, the Field Goal Net Guy, an interview with Buffalo Bills Superfan Pancho Billa, and a great reason to hate Tom Brady.
    37 min
  • Jags Are a Tire Fire
    The NFL playoff picture is getting murkier. So who's got the best shot of making it in, the Browns, Bills or Broncos? Plus we compare the Jacksonville Jaguars nightmare season to a movie. We also debate who has the best uniforms in the NFL. One thing's for sure, it ain't the Chargers 'Powder Blues'. And finally, we revisit the Raiders trade of Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper, which would get them the 25th and 21st pick in next year's draft. Was it worth it?
    29 min
  • Thanksgiving Special
    It's our Thanksgiving Special, where we give thanks to some of the things we love about the NFL, like the New Orleans Saints, who have been 'Pitch Perfect' this year. We also give thanks for fun NFL celebrations, the new crop of young stars and, of course, Internet drama queens who think the sky is falling every time their QB throws an incomplete pass.
    Plus we recognize some of the unsung heroes of the NFL who have jobs you don't even know about. Orange Mitt Guy, anyone?
    35 min
  • Underdogs and Celebrations
    We celebrate the five NFL underdogs (Titans, Browns, Cowboys, Redskins and Bills) who all posted big wins on Sunday. We compare the Bills Jets game in New York to the movies Anchorman, The Replacements and Cloverfield. Plus, are TD celebrations going too far, or not far enough, and should the Canadian Football League allow player drinking after every touchdown? And finally, has coach become a Patriots fan? And we review the Roaming Buffalo from our bartender, the Blitzed Barkeep.
    34 min
  • Tanking in the NFL
    NFL teams are tanking. We know you're tanking. So why aren't you just honest with us about it? Looking at you, Raiders. After the Raiders humiliation in San Francisco to the 49ers, we compare the Mark Davis' state of mind to a movie. Plus, is Vance Joseph done in Denver? We discuss which coaches now have the hottest seat - Vance Joseph, Todd Bowles, Marvin Lewis, John Harbaugh, or Sean McDermott. And we review the Vieux Caree, a popular New Orleans drink.
    34 min
  • Scariest Things in the NFL
    It's our Halloween Special, where we talk about the scariest things in the NFL, including refereeing, injuries and whether or not NFL players actually know the rules. We also chat with longtime Browns fan and internet video sensation Sir Yacht about what's in store for the Browns after Hue Jackson and Todd Haley were fired. We compare what it's like to be a Browns fan to a horror movie and we review Blitzed Barkeep's latest drink, the Purple Viking.
    39 min
  • Belichick and Brady's Weird Relationship
    We’re talking possible NFL trade deadline deals, stadium food in London and we compare Belichick and Brady’s weird relationship to a movie. Plus we talk with John Buffone from the Bears Bar Room Network about how the Bears bounce back in the NFC North.
    36 min
  • Gruden 2.0
    We’re talking about the Gruden 2.0 experiment in Oakland, how the Rams can stay perfect and why Quarterbacks need a Cy Young award of their own. Plus we give you another great reason to hate Tom Brady this week and we review the Black and Tan beer cocktail.
    46 min
  • Quarterly Report
    Now that a quarter of the NFL season is already over, we reveal our Quarterly Report, where we'll tell you which two teams are going to make the playoffs as well as another team you won't believe. Plus we discuss what movie is most like Cardinals QB Sam Bradford's career and which NFL player we'd like to have a beer with.
    31 min

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