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What is the recipe for becoming the biggest Marvel Superhero of all time? 1. Try and get seduced by your sister 2. Cover yourself in whip cream and stick a banana in your bumhole 3. Get a handicapped kid decapitated in a football game 4. Beat out the nice guy for a girl you don’t really know or like 5. Have Molly Ringwold talk some sense into your thick skull. Not Another Teen Movie is the delightful season ender that turns all stereotypes on their heads. Join the Betties as they giggle through these hijinks and try to guess the myriad of movies this movie shamelessly parodies.

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So we are feeling way impotent and out of control because this is the LAST episode of our 3-part Clueless saga! Do take a break from your busy pants-dropping schedule to tune into PART THREE, a free-for-all discussion of ALL our favorite scenes, plus a Clueless QUOTE-OFF competition! It’s basically a gorge full-on Monet that you don’t wanna miss.

 

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Haul ass to the kitchen and squeeze in extra place settings because it’s time for PART TWO of our three-part series on Clueless! The topic of today’s episode is: FRIENDSHIPS & RELATIONSHIPS. Is Cher and Dionne’s friendship deeper than being named after famous singers of the past who now do infomercials?  Does Mel Horowitz approve of his daughter dating his ex step-son? and how could Tai be SO naive about which car to take after the val party? Oh how innocent she looked with that inflatable snowman. Tune in for all this and more! 

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We are gasping for air from excitement, can someone please get us some sort of an herbal refreshment? This week the Betties start our 3-part episode journey to discuss the Tara Lipinksi of 90’s teen movies, the flawlessly scripted film that majorly shaped who we are today, and also the reason we started this podcast in the first place! As lifelong superfans, we cannot thank Amy Hecklerling enough for the 25 years of endless joy she has provided for us with this movie, and for bringing Paul Rudd into our lives!! For that alone she should be knighted.  

On PART ONE of this three-part series we will be discussing FASHION! SLANG! and WHERE ARE THE ACTORS NOW?! Tune in for lengthy discussions on marabou feathers, vehicular sex, and Cher’s closet computer that in 2020 WE NEED MORE THAN EVER! 

 

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We thought we hated this movie. Then we watched it and realized that yeah we kind of did but that made it that much more fun. Ali Larter’s Dulcie turned out to be our hero alongside the heroic punching bag Designated Dave. Drive Me Crazy was a movie made to get us pumped for the iconic Britney Spears song, and we can’t be that mad at that. 

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Kelly loves this movie. Betsy hates it. Listen to the Betties duke it out in our MOST CONTROVERSIAL PODCAST YET. Whichever side of the debate you land on, there is no doubt that Natasha Lyonne is the coolest actress of the 90s, and her performance in this movie proves it. Also starring Eugene Levy’s eyebrows. 

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A movie that makes us yearn for our teen years. Vintage cars, cello lessons, endlessly manipulative step-sibling incest, oh the days of yore how we miss thee! This week the Betties discuss the movie that is one of the top contenders for Most Awkward Movie Ever to Watch with Your Parents. The questions remain: What do Annette and Sebastian ACTUALLY have in common? Who made the sketchy writing decision to turn Ronald into the villain? and WHERE can we get Kathryn’s entire wardrobe?! One thing we know for sure: we are no doubt still bumpin’ the soundtrack!

 

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Drew Barrymore at her Drewiest Barrymost! Find out which Betty identifies as a Josie Grossie and which one identifies as someone who dated the drummer from big bad voodoo daddies. Personally, I prefer to be known as the COLE SLAW KING OF THE WORLD! Come for the discussion of Josie’s pivotal dance scene, stay for the dissection of the morality of her relationship with HER TEACHER!!

 

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The chef’s kiss of smart teen flicks, also known as 10 Things I Love About Heath Ledger. Who didn’t fantasize about being serenaded at soccer practice and kissed passionately during a paintball battle? Join the Betties as we pour one out for Heath, dissect Julia Stiles’ 90s feminism, and simply bow in awe to this masterpiece. See you at Bogie Lowenstein’s party! That must be Nigel with the brie!

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Remember when you stopped wearing overalls and ponytails because Laney Boggs showed us that’s all you had to do to become the artistic counter culture queen of high school? As long as the bobos on your super freak body were properly ogled by some of teen movie’s frattiest soccer players you too could be Freddie Prinz Junior’s prize! Who is Gutenberg? Which Bettie is obsessed with Freddie? FIND OUT ON THIS EP.

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