“Very good. But brick not PODCAST back.”

The gang has another Manly Movie “first” with our first flick featuring the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean-Claude van Damme, in his first starring role: Bloodsport! In a definitely-not-true story, we marvel at JCVD’s earth-shattering splits, Forest Whitaker’s confusing presence in this film, and the longest flashback sequence in film history!

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0:00 - A Matt-less Introduction

2:09 - John describes the movie in one sentence

4:41 - What are the best lines?

6:20 - Nitpicking Moments, JCVD’s “brief nudity,” and Forest Whitaker’s in this movie

12:51 - Half-Assed Internet Research

20:33 - What was the most implausible part?

25:53 - What was the best finishing move? (feat. the Best Movies about Fighting)

29:50 - What would be your personal fighting style?

31:22 - When would you fail or turn back?

32:55 - The John Matrix Award for Best Name

34:21 - Who is the best spin-off character?

36:00 - Villain Danger Rating (feat. Kent vs. Planet Fitness)

39:40 - Rate the movie! (feat. JCVD's star power)

44:17 - Parting thoughts and next week's episode: LETHAL WEAPON!