You know what? Fuck it, we're doing a Law & Order podcast. These are our stories.

Brand new double-episode extravaganza! It's a wild blow-out! Get it while it's hot! Also, the new season is not as exciting as Jason and Craig had hoped.

Come one, come all! It's the Blossom Buddies Season 4 finale extravaganza episode! Twice as long, twice as fun!

This week on Blossom Buddies: Jason and Craig are sick of doing this podcast, although this podcast IS sick, so that tracks.

You know what? This episode was pretty good. Give it a listen!

It's not a clip show, but there's also no discernable plot. So, not a great episode of Blossom, but a terrific episode of Blossom Buddies!

Buzz is back and he's banging Phyllis Diller! We kill him anyway.

It's the Craig and Jason Blossom Hour! Also, Craig forgot what day it was and forgot to publish the podcast on time. Blame his wife for having a stupid birthday. Or blame alcohol. Or do something else that's cool and weird that I don't even know about. I'm not your dad.

Or as we say in Canada, "Our FAVOURITE Scenes." Also, it's a super-bullshit clipshow, so...

Your standard Blossom episode about taking your babysitting responsibilities seriously, and also steroids.