Yesterday New Zealand was hit with two earthquakes and a tsunami warning. Lucky for us, Trash Box's Marshall Lorenzo slept through everything and is here to share his very important thoughts on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Dallas, and New Jersey. A true Kiwi hero!

On Atlanta, we're settling in to what's surely going to be our main season-long storyline; Detective Kenya tracking down who fucked Bolo. Let's be real, it was Porsha. On Dallas, we're still not loving Dallas. And bye bye Brandi! On New Jersey, we discuss whether the Evan cheating rumours could possibly be true. Hey, even a broken clock (Teresa) is right twice a day (maybe once in 11 seasons).

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