The internet is mad at Nick for being mean to goalies so we did our best to keep him from offending more people and instead let Dani talk about her astoundingly mediocre slo pitch skills. She revealed a glue gun monstrosity of a strikeout hat and asked the crew to tackle the question: how do you keep your competitive-asshole team attitude easy breezy in beer league? Plus, Nick probably manages to offend people anyway.

In episode 189 we get to hear about Nick’s mug being plastered all over Canadian ESPN’s social media pages but that isn’t necessarily a good thing. We find out that one of their social media accounts blocked Beer League Talk. Weird right? Dani muses about the worst tournament format after her shitty experience this past weekend while Nick is testing his wife’s patience by making losing $1,000 bets and then doubling down just to stick it to Jay.

Do you miss Brett's sultry voice? Then you’re in luck because Nick has a new sound board and Brett’s voice is all over it! Real Brett is still nowhere to be found. No video this week, so we’re coming in hot with high-quality audio about the Toronto Draft, strange beer store rules, a complaint about a cheeky hockey play, and of course some questions about peeing in the shower.

The studio was ELECTRIC after you amazing fans took us well beyond 100 shares of the live feed — meaning we could divulge the 2019 Seattle Draft theme. Then we give away everything we can think of: A free stick, free hat, free draft tournament … we even give away future draft theme secrets. We get into some taxi talk with stories from our travels and one cabbie who took Nick on a dire quest to find a toilet. And some of our biggest fans get to play our new gameshow as they watch live on Facebook!

With Dani and April unavailable this week Nick and Jay-pril decide to break bad. Or at least discuss what it would financially take for them to break bad. The Toronto Nick & Dani drinking showdown looms large and the goal scoring slump rages on. Nick needs your help with motivation share what Nick should do if he doesn't break the slump in 5 games.

Despite our abundance of free Canadian healthcare, Nick is turning to the BLT fans to diagnose his weird burny sensation that travelled down his neck and into his arm and boob. Likely unrelated, Nick is also crowd-sourcing some slump busting advice since he realized he hasn’t scored a goal with his Rhinos in over a year. Plus, plans for a dangerous drinking showdown at an upcoming tournament, a new podcast from Nick’s brain, and more fan advice for Date Dani 2019.

BLT is bringing you all the best advice for success this week, starting with parenting wisdom. Nick tackles the question “what if your son becomes a dancer instead of a hockey player?” Then we look at whether it’s ok to ask players for a little dough when they come out to sub. Plus, Nick is fired up with a fresh-baked idea to save women’s pro hockey — for everyone except Hilary Knight.

If April looks/sounds different today, it's because Jay (aka Jaypril) is here and coming in hot with his Two-Pump Chump attitude. A listener asks BLT what sport is the hardest to play, and Nick vows to go head to head with Dani on a certain sport challenge. Plus, we unveil the Illuminati conspiracy that all beer league GMs are lying to their players, and why. And we finish off with a completely inappropriate Would You Rather question from a fan.

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The crew is back but talking about hockey is too hard for Nick this week. He's still upset about his team's playoff elimination. So we talk about other things like: How we can help Dani cut people from a summer ball team and all the yay-hoos who turned in BLT tattoo submissions.

Nick is back from Vegas and wants you to know we’d all be rich if you’d invested your life savings in his gambling whims. But there’s more amazing ideas to come, such as BLT’s new No-Hockey Hockey Tournament. And this week we’re asking a bunch of “What Would It Take” questions — and one may lead to someone getting a BLT tattoo on their butt.