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I refused major stuff in H'wood as I didn't want to shift base to US: Shilpa 

Want to focus on bringing Indian music on the global map: Badshah 

US man threatens to bomb McDonald's outlet for not sending sauce 

UK man 'identifies as Korean' after 18 surgeries to look like BTS' Jimin 

Man in UK sells car to pay iTunes bill after son buys game top-ups of ₹1.3 lakh 

The Humans of the United States finally discover Cricket

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What a July 11th this was.   The morning began with Lionel Messi’s Argentina [Picture] winning its first Major Title since 1993 —— 28 years.  Then legendary UFC fighter Conor McGregor [Picture] got his ass kicked & leg broken in the very first round of the Title fight against Dustin Poirier [Picture] & still didn’t stop trash-talking Dustin. Then Novak Djokovic [Picture] won his 6th Wimbledon & 20th Grand Slam — now Djokovic—Nadal—Federer all have 20 Grand Slam titles — Guess who Djokovic beat in the final — Matteo Berretinni — the first-ever ‘Italian’ to reach the Wimbledon Final.  And then the Biggest Dog-Fight of the Day for the Biggest Trophy in European Football — England vs. Italy.

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I messaged Robert Downey Jr once but didn't get a reply: Taapsee 

Our fans must be shocked, we assure them we are very happy: Aamir and Kiran on divorce 

Divorce should be celebrated more: RGV on Aamir, Kiran's divorce 

Bengali actress Shruti Das files police complaint after being trolled for skin color 

US rapper throws $100 notes into the ocean, flushes them in toilet

Alright — We have reached the final hurdle - It’s England vs. Italy, bitches. But before that   Here are some Highlights from the Semi-Finals —  1. Denmark’s Mikkel Damsgaard scored a stunning 25-yard free-kick. This was the first goal England conceded in the Euro & it was also the first free-kick goal of the tournament. 2. Alvaro Morata becomes Hero & then the Villain in the same goddamn game by first scoring an equalizer & then missing a penalty that kicked Spain outta the Euro. 3. PaulTheOctopus — finally gets all his predictions right. He picked Italy vs. England final. Unfortunately, this means ESPN has withdrawn now officially their 100 million pound contract offer. They don’t like good pundits. He’s now stuck with BluntBasterds who pay him in Gujarati Namkeen

After many eventful and not so eventful matches in the Euro 2020. We come down to the last 4 teams and the last 3 matches. Who will reign supreme? Can Denmark continue their dream run? Is Southgate destined for glory? Can anyone score against England?  Can Spain go all the way or Italy will spoil it for them? All this and many more.

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This week in the Funniest News:  MP Mimi falls ill, days after taking vaccine shot at fake camp in Kolkata Actor Zeeshan Khan stopped at airport for arriving in a bathrobe, shares video Actress Nivetha claims she found cockroach in food ordered from Swiggy Shabana Azmi cheated in online payment scam while ordering alcohol, shares details Was taken aback when Imran told me he's quitting acting: Delhi Belly maker Alaya denies reports of collaborating with Harsh Varrdhan for a film Keep your city clean: Gauahar on people throwing garbage on streets

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Everyone from the Group of Death is Dead — Football Giants & FatAssFavorites France, Portugal, Netherlands & Germany crash out of Euro 2020 — Italy, Belgium & England are now hot favorites to win, but we all know —Denmark— will win it for Eriksen.  Here are a few highlights from the first round of the knockouts —   1. Dubravka’s great own goal couldn’t stand the test of time as Spanish goalkeeper Unai Simon scored an even more hilarious goal. 2. Thousand million pound player — Great Mbappe finished his Euro campaign with zero goals & a missed penalty & 555 million pound Jadon Sancho is yet to get a minute of play-time for England — perhaps, it’s time to copy Laporte & move to Germany instead :) 3. Spain scored 5 goals in back-to-back matches & even Morata scored from a non-offside position. 4. French reached the highest level of Arrogance ever recorded in Human History after Pogba’s brilliant third goal. And then crashed out of Euro an hour later :) 4. Czechs continued to show their bare-naked hairy butts to our in-house pundit - PaulTheOctopus or they as call him — PaulTheCzechHater

- Paul Walker's Toyota Supra from 'Fast & Furious' sells for over ₹4 crore - He's like my brother: Gwyneth Paltrow on ex-husband Chris Martin - Yoga is India's unique gift to the world, says Anupam Kher - I was once accused of stealing money by PG landlady, I vacated it in 2 days: Minissha - My songs made Akshay a star, he was called 'Gareebo Ka Mithun': Abhijeet - Will never stereotype them by gender: Karan Johar on kids Yash, Roohi - Does Shane Warne know anything about Spin?

This has been one hell of a Euro — Harry Kane has been the worst $100 million pound striker with zero goals — Germans, Italians & the Dutch have shown all the haters the middle finger & naked hairy butt-cheeks — Danes have played with the heart & guts of an Scottish warrior — Spanish have cured insomnia with their tiki-taka bore-fests — Croatians & Welsh showed they are not yesterday’s hot news like Eden Hazard is — Portuguese showed how to concede 4 goals within 20-odd minutes — Dubravka showed great commitment to score an own goal & our in in-house pundit — re-incarnated Paul-the-Octopus got more predictions wrong than the ESPN pundits got answers correct on the IQ test for toddlers.  Now, it's time for the Big Boys to Stand up. It's Knockouts, Bitches ;)

The final preview of the contest between India and New Zealand at The Ageas Bowl, Southampton. We think NZ is the favorite to win it. Why? Check it out inside.

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