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What if I told you semen is WAY more complicated than just sperm floating around in… well, you know. 😂

In this episode of Blunt Bitch with Boobs, we’re getting into the weird science of semen—thousands of proteins, immune-system interactions, microscopic delivery vehicles, antimicrobial properties, cancer biomarkers, and even research using semen-derived particles to deliver experimental cancer drugs.

Yep. Semen. Eye. Cancer research.

We’re also talking about sperm being used as experimental drug-delivery vehicles, the research around ejaculation and prostate cancer, semen allergies, and why none of this means you should start treating semen like a fucking pharmacy.

Because apparently evolution built one hell of a reproductive delivery system… and scientists looked at it and said, “Cool. What else can we put in there?”

Men have been confidently explaining women's bodies since the beginning of time, and somehow the information keeps getting fucking worse. 😂 From my first boyfriend's groundbreaking discovery that you can't get pregnant if you're on top because GRAVITY to the claim that sick women have hotter vaginas, we're dragging the wildest sex myths men have ever tried to sell us. We're fact-checking the bullshit, roasting the misinformation, and asking the most important question of all: WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT?!

Apparently, men can get filler injected into their penises… because apparently dicks need Botox’s cousin now. 🍆💉

This week, we’re getting into penile filler... what it is, why guys get it, what they’re actually injecting, how much it can change things, and what happens when someone decides Vaseline belongs in a syringe.

Then we’re getting into the biggest lie we’ve all been told about cum: sperm and semen are NOT the same thing. We’re breaking down what’s actually in a load, where it comes from, what pre-cum really is, and why a vasectomy definitely does NOT mean a man starts shooting dust.

Basically, tonight we’re learning way more about dicks and cum than any of us asked for. 🍆💦

Dating in 2026 is a fucking mess. Between endless dating apps, impossible checklists, hookup culture, situationships, and people who apparently don’t even know when they’re on a date, we’re asking the obvious question: Are we even dating anymore?

Why do so many women prefer taller men... and is that preference actually biological?

In this episode, we're going down the rabbit hole from sperm banks and height requirements to evolutionary psychology, dominance, social status, cultural conditioning, dating apps, and what research actually says about women's height preferences.

Are women looking for “tall,” or simply someone taller than themselves? Did evolution wire us this way, or has society taught us that men are supposed to be bigger? And why the hell are we apparently willing to shop for taller sperm donors?

We're breaking down the science, the stereotypes, and the fascinating difference between what we say we want and who we actually choose.

Because apparently, we decided the length of a man's skeleton was worth putting on the dating resume. 😂

🔬 Sources & Studies

Women Want Taller Men More Than Men Want Shorter Women — Stulp, Buunk & Pollet (2013)
A study of 650 participants examining sex differences in partner-height preferences and satisfaction with partner height. Read the study on ScienceDirect

Human Height Is Positively Related to Interpersonal Dominance in Dyadic Interactions — Stulp et al. (2015)
Three naturalistic studies examining whether height predicts dominant behavior during real-world social interactions. Read the study on PLOS ONE

The Height of Choosiness: Mutual Mate Choice for Stature Results in Suboptimal Pair Formation for Both Sexes — Stulp, Buunk, Kurzban & Verhulst (2013)
A huge speed-dating study involving 5,782 people and 128,104 choices, examining stated preferences versus actual romantic choices. Read the research

Are Human Mating Preferences With Respect to Height Reflected in Actual Pairings? — Stulp et al. (2013)
Examines whether people's preferences for partner height actually translate into the height differences seen in real couples.

University of Groningen Research Portal — Height & Mate Preferences
Additional research and publications from Gert Stulp and colleagues on height, attraction, dominance and mate selection.

Sex is weird. Like, really fucking weird. 😂 This week, we’re diving into the strangest sex news and research of 2026, from suicidal spider sex and exercise-induced arousal to the orgasm gap, disappearing kisses, sex myths, and a festival dedicated to giant penises. Science, sex, and absolute chaos… basically, a normal week on Blunt Bitch with Boobs. 🍆🕷️

Apparently, America has a lot of opinions about what we do in the bedroom... and some of those opinions actually became laws.

This week, we're scratching the surface of America's weirdest sex laws, separating facts from internet bullshit, and asking the important question:

Why the fuck does the government care so much about who we are fucking??

You thought Michigan was known for cherries and the Great Lakes? Think again. This week, we're diving headfirst into the state's most outrageous competition: the Prettiest Butthole Contest. Who came up with it? How do you even judge a butthole? And why did it become a viral sensation? Grab a drink and prepare to laugh, cringe, and question humanity, because yes... this is a real thing.

Penises, Parties & Poor Decisions: The Last Fling Before the Ring 🍆💍

Why do we celebrate getting married with matching outfits, questionable decisions, and an alarming amount of inflatable penises? This week on Blunt Bitch with Boobs, I’m diving into the hilarious history of bachelor and bachelorette parties, exploring why penis decorations have been around for centuries, comparing pre-wedding traditions from around the world, and asking the important question: why are penis jokes so funny?

Grab a drink and join me for a fun mix of history, psychology, sex positivity, and plenty of laughs as we uncover the surprisingly fascinating story behind the last fling before the ring.

Are you secretly committing bedroom felonies? This week, we're exposing the biggest turn-offs, bedroom icks, and sex mistakes that men and women wish their partners would stop making, based on real surveys, research, and brutally honest confessions. From starfishing to jackhammering, nobody is safe.