Kristen and Lume are here with a rambunctious studio audience that's ready to get into it. After a "roster" update, they highlight a couple new "reckless" dating profiles they've come across on the apps as of late. They present the long awaited and much debated updated definition of "simps", and why Kristen likes them. Cue a mini rant- WHY are so many of Kristen's matches taking this as a personal attack??? Having somebody of the opposite sex in your dating profile app pic, yay or nah?

(25:30) Finally the crew gets to the main topic... BODY COUNT. Important or irrelevant? Kristen has strong feelings on the type of individual who is worried about other people's body count. Should you "need" to know bae's exact number? Could you date someone with a much higher or much lower body count than yourself? Is virginity relevant... or even real? Keeping a list, weird or normal? Kristen breaks down the list of "bodies that do not count". Ladies, don't count that man if he didn't finish the job! Lume shares the only reason he would care about a woman's body count.

(49:51) QQH: Of course you know we couldn't go any longer without discussing Drake's new album "Certified Lover Boy", along with Kanye's "Donda" and the "beef" between those two. Lume highlights what is deemed the best wedding he's been to in 2021, which included a near death experience and a Chingy cameo. Lastly the return of college football is here and crew is all the way here for it!