We got double-donkey face mutants, pre-jizzed on prom dresses, and a telethon drive for Brian to stick a (non-hardboiled) egg up in his ass! We ponder whether Lexi on Below Deck will be cancelled... starting NOW, and when Queef Quantum Leap will finally get the green light by network TV. And we bong one out for one of all-time our favorite comics and non-sequitur story tellers. We love you Norm!