Our very last episode of the BOHRing podcast is also our pilot for the new show, which will launch mid-January: The First Episode Podcast! Where we watch, mock, and review the very first episodes of classics, and brand new TV. This episode: "Golden Girls" and "School Spirits".

You can get kicked off a pro hockey team for banging a teammates mom... WHO KNEW? Also, the Boys get into the new "Squid Game" reality gameshow! Also... You got Scheinder’d…that’s when I started hanging out at morgues…the clam was asking for it… ice fishing mishaps... I’ll watch, but not pay attention… shitting pants thespians… and rebooting the reboot of the reboot.

Here cums the Men In Black… Alcoholic timeline… Im here for the assistant puppeteer / housekeeper position… Me toooooo? Clipboard reincarnations… Back before he shot somebody... and we chat about "Claim to Fame."

A list made by terrible women of places not to take them on first dates... My uncle sending dick pics again… My electricity’s out because I’m a premature ejaculator… now go downtown with that teriyaki tongue… why is there a homeless guy passed out at our first date… When did we get a waterbed, oh that’s my ass implants… Love is [a] hard [dick]

Why would a blind man go to an aquarium? Because apparently it happens. Plus, "Am I the Asshole", and a new, TERRIBLE 90 Day Fiance starts. Also in this episode: Is that a tampon or termite…respectful bondage…lego dildos…Ric Flair dreams…trans nose jobs…my mom sleeps in my closet…baggage claim proposals…and Strong black witches of color!

Speaking to our computers! Grass Talk!! Bathtub Watch!!! Cum Vision!!!! Also…fart attacks…Escape Plan by Hunter Biden…Slaying on discord and selling fish. 90 Day Fiance Tell All!

MySpace catfishing... Hawaii hotel room catfishing... Foster kid extended warranty... How do you fake an orgasm with a deaf guy? ...thou shalt nut your neighbors wife... 90 Day Beyond the 90 Days Fiance Finale!

Don’t fly on a plane with Tucker Carlson… First we smoked crack, and then things got fun… Bill Cosby’s penis snacks…Filipino Libertarian Deaf Scuba Diving Club… Sign language love-making… Now I have to use the toilet, but not to shit... One finger is ok, two is a sin.

Bring all your milkshakes to our yard as we chat about the pretend Hurricane in LA, Taryn Manning eating married butts, a milk-mad vendetta and wrap it all up with some astrology-obsessed autists on 90 Day Fiance.

Home-Made Glory Hole Tips...Justin Trudeau isn't cool enough for the "Black Eye Club" ...Lizzo goes bananas...The Running Man or downtown Portland?... and was there buttsex or no buttsex on "90 Day Fiance?!" And wine coolers and boner tape... Subscribe to the podcast! https://redcircle.com/shows/e39b9e57-0dba-4bd6-b2e2-d3ad9c49a294