... I thought I was hosting SNL… Johnny Depp-ositions…coming soon to Sexy Court TV …Snail Winnebegos…oh wait, that’s dog poop… One large ketchup and american cheese pizza… And a very special Bohring Bingbong!

We go through our favorite "Best Worst Movies," but also... Rape culture and a clip show... Vomiting in a clown costume... A live hurricane call in... Is that an alien taking a shit ...Hulk Hogan versus Nic Cage... And depravity in zero gravity. 

A little place where they’re not tight as a drum... All the jaundice jokes... Accidental black face... Would you like your placenta in a pill or lego?... Don’s Deuces - tales from the road! A dildo full of dead people... and a terrible sandwich.

That's the JFK peephole... The wind that cools my balls... Parachute, 4th grade paper mache volcano or dress? ...More flour in my milk, please... How’s she’s supposed to finger her ass with those nails... And WHAT'S in that….DICK!? With guest Jon Shefsky.

Check out Jon Shefsky on the Fantasy House podcast and Super Simple Real Estate

https://www.youtube.com/c/SuperSimpleRealEstate

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fantasy-house/id1452740499

The BOHRing Podcast, now with 40% more dick fat! ...Who would you f*ck first, the mannequin or the lead singer? ..."Blossom", Tik Tok originator... Pregnant Perfume, yay or nay? ...and...Quantum George Foreman!

An electric episode of the Bohring podcast… now with lightning sound effects… provided by Police Academy: Mission to Moscow star Michael Winslow… Who’s still alive! …dialysis for the vaccinated... and Stripper backed currency stops inflation.

The BOHRing Podcast: now with 100% less O’s and 1000% less awkward pauses!… Roadkill seals… Backyard two hand touch and rub… Word is out, take Big Bird out from the right…and Joe Dirt wins the British Open.

Moose out front should’ve told you…Still sucks, and smells like urine…Worst deal with the devil EVER…make it a double, I got to pick my daughter up…What do prostitutes like?…What’s in the box, I AM! Plus, Zach Wilson bangs his mom's best friend, and Bradley Cooper slums it.

Insect farts Covid study, brought to you by Pfizer... They’re scouting for the Gay-I-A... Trump pwns nude gym class swimming... maybe THAT's why old men are always naked in the locker room... why are you in the pit, and any last words before we fill it in with cement? ...and drinking alone in San Diego.

Trump debunks lesbian Native American dream scissoring... Four weddings at a funeral home... Used needle javelin toss... Shallow asshole squats... YOU say she was walking to the bathroom, I say she was trying to put her finger up my butt... No, THAT’s because you’re black.