Abstract art or clogged toilet? ...Why would I put on cologne in CLEVELAND? ...Do you have any of those typewriters with a cock coming out of it? ...True story, he paid me a $100 to smell my dick... Too much whining on "Summer House," and an extended "Before the 90 Days" Tell-All Recap!

A Very Stone Cold DUI at Wrestlemania... Mister Congressman, we need to talk, I’ll bring the cocaine! ...Are you bald? Are you sick of banging your wife? Try our new bacon sweat! ...Where’s a franchise QB get a sloppy cheesesteak blowjob in this town? Madonna goes full freak ...and WHO’S DRAINING YOUR BALLS, GINO?

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And that’s how we created a nephilim... Don’t worry about that insane old man, he’s just Irish... I couldn’t find chopsticks ANYWHERE in the whorehouse... Not sure how I ended up with my cock out... How many times can you regift a butt plug?.. Wait you’re NOT buying the blueberry vodka for a high school cheerleader?

Maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it's a half dick... How do you know if you don’t ask? ...Cleveland could be worse than Ukraine... Joke’s on you, take it out of my tip... So I got this boner, what are we gonna do about it? ...AND 90 DAY FIANCE TALK is back, for one day only!

Don’t go to sleep with covid… TSA rubber gloves, ribbed for your pleasure… Calm down polar bear… 5 am St. Patrick's Day concussions... Sorry about the anal, I’m color blind… Read the sign, we only do ass-related autopsies!

How did MY baby get in YOUR uterus? ...Hmmm, DO you deserve better? ...He’s not gay, he’s just sober... Never pay a hooker up front... Veal Gordon-Levitt, fashion icon... Douches do Paris Fashion Week! Plus. "Summer House" reactions.

And that’s how I got a scab in my vagina... the Nancy Pelosi cha-cha-cha... How much coke can you do with a pig heart? A gay male prostitute... in a way. I would NEVER play as a dwarf in WoW you SOB! Kyle is coked-up on Summer House... And We could all only be so lucky as a dead bee on a hot day.

Mom, Dad…I’m Black. Hey here’s joke, smash my head, now I’m dead… It’s a Black Tie gimp suit… Thomas C. Howell is tied up in my trunk… Freeze my dick twice, shame on me… No shoes, no service, no ranch. 

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Spray painted summer sausages... Stay out of The Hamptons, Howie!... Social justice cramps... if only we were cousins... you’re bringing fecal matter everywhere... is it IN the dick?? Plus we finally get into 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days.

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Worst show ever… Getting into Fisting 101… Pig heart Vice President… Planned Parenthood to lockdown pipeline… Early onset pancreatitis… and many, MANY awkward pauses!