Deshaun Watson: WWE manager... Baker Mayfield, midget wrestler... Vince McMahon, pants orgasm-er! Ring Doorbell Ugly Testers (TM)... What's having sex in your face pores?... $6 Bohring Bucks to cure inflation...and Prenup Phone apps!

STDs are FINALLY paying off big... Did the Big Tornado Lobby cover up Philadelphia tornados? ...When do dead cats stop smelling? ...Don’t be a dumb old bitch, don’t get eaten by a shark... Two car bumper stickers... and two season passes for the wastewater treatment tour please!

This episode is all about TRAINS. Pulling out of women and pulling into cars... The eroticism of coal dust... You never played Moleman? "...I am not a crooked nail! ...Trainforce One... That's why they're called RAILS of cocaine - do your research!

Reno, the lobster capital of the world... Two orders of boob sweat please... Amber Heard is like Hillary Clinton... It would’ve been acceptable in Egypt... DeShaun Watson’s massage school for wayward girls... You’re shoveling that pile of shit all wrong... and KNOW. YOUR. TRAIN. HISTORY, AMBER! 

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Orgasming toy poop turtles... It might just be the vibrator in your ass... Dad, pass me a bowl of that Period Crunch please... It’s number 1 on the Serbian Punk Rock Trance Billboard Chart... Sorry I couldn’t be on the show, my head was in someone's ass.

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Robot strip shows… it’s not cheating, if it doesn’t have a soul… sudden onset bra dementia… she repeats all the talking points, but she’s also racist... you don’t understand, the vodka is for my dog… it's a wider problem beyond burritos!

Did Amber Heard do blow bumps in court? Our expert jury decides... Guns and Japanese wrestling mix... Paige is the SATAN of Summer House... and any idiot should be able to design a parachute suit...She has two urethras... It’s not gonna beat the butt-plug billboard

BOHRing Rebrand II? When is too soon for sex jokes with Dad? Are STDs a myths? Is that Anne Frank’s diary in your ass? Are you dressed as the black Cat in a Hat? And Chlamydia... that’s a beautiful name.

They call those “spinners" ...top the Steal Part II, Process Server Boogaloo... Two Men in a (Vegas) Bathroom... The New Diet Cocaine... 90 Day Hologram Fiance...Did you contract dwarfism?

Stop coughing, Brian! Larry David stole my material... So I was fInger banging the bone in my throat... The beer propaganda... I didn’t think you were being racist before, but now I do... Here’s your ear back, sorry I kept it so long... and if you're going to bang an endangered lizard, make it a party.