We're just barely getting it together to discuss TOS and The Ultimate Computer! Don't worry, it's fine, no computer is taking over the pod, leaving us jobless, causing any existential crises! We're good!!!

Get ready to sing! Strange New Worlds does a musical episode with Subspace Rhapsody, and we mostly don't sing about it. But we do talk! About musical rules, three month fellowships, and confusing embarrassment for security risks.

We're a little late, but we're still here, and we're covering Lower Decks' I Have No Bones, Yet I Must Flee! Join us for incremental improvements, bone drinking, and lights that are too bright.

Short one this week, since we're discussing Disco's ...But To Connect, which is an episode about a meeting. Still, we have what fun we can, with chair problems, kill buttons, and Pac Man death plans!

Season 3 of Enterprise is here! It's a grim season with an inexplicably lightened theme song, and we're strapping in with The Xindi. Join us for sewer escapes, sexy massage, and miner-directed rage.

Q's back on Voyager, so that means it's time for a pun title, and they went with... The Q and the Grey? So, we gotta see Confederate losers on Star Trek this week?? We do, because how else can our human minds perceive this?! Some other things we perceive: a giant beautiful woman, supernovas, a character being reduced to an awooga wolf cartoon.

Late in the week, late at night, but we're talking DS9's Civil Defense, so we're having a good time! How can we not?! Join us for cascading problems, imperiled flirting, and assholes getting owned.

It's time for... grief! TNG's The Bonding has come up, which does mean we are talking A Lot about a dead mom. Sorry! We also talk about weird aliens and badly taking care of an orphan, so there's that.

WOOF. It's time for another infamous episode of TOS, The Omega Glory! Take a trip to stupid city with us as we discuss salt people, uncompelling villains, and a twist that is only worth our boos.

We are kinda underprepared for SNW's Under the Cloak of War, but it's okay! We're not that fond of the episode! Join us for battle moons, ambassador problems, and a detour into which characters would be the best Santa.