In which Phil and Kevin are meatnapped during Hamburgville's Unity Parade.

In which Sal Sullivan struggles to tell his wife that he is planning to quit his job and Ryan has a chance meeting with Marla Crimp Cromp in the community garden.

In which Willy B. begs his sister Ursula U. (of Ursula U.'s Super Glues) for a lifeline in absence of a unicorn.

In which three Brandons are sent to Chicago in a ruse after an infant warns Phil and his friends to avoid a visit to the Barnaby Quinn factory.

In which Kevin's three roommates during his sophomore year plot a film, which they call "The Egyptian," that involves Kevin's car.

In which A. Otis Kuagmire, jeweler, enters into a dark exchange with Stewart B. Poolawfulson.

In which the imprisoned robots beneath the Figlum Fieldhouse consider searching for their only human friend, O'Brian Figlum.

In which Ryan tricks the entire town into attending "Jimpy's Awakening" to watch Stew perform as Shrubbery #2.

In which Janet Planet, first grade teacher, goes to Phones, Corn Chips, and Potted Plants for the unveiling of cross-stitch!

In which the body of Garry Rricherrourrerr is returned to his people.