The past episode of Game of Thrones wasn't good. There, I said it. Episode 5, "Kill the Boy," somehow managed to be both dull and infuriating at the same time. Dany barbecued a dude and it was all downhill from there. Fortunately, I watched the Rangers and Capitals in overtime in Game 7 during the recording of this podcast, so at least there was some excitement somewhere.

I also rant on Grey Worm's subplot, Jorah's conflation with a book character, and what the fuck is happening in the Iron Islands.

Toppa the mornin' to ya! [Read that in Bronn's King's Landing accent]. Welcome to another episode of Bone Up On Your Thrones, the one and only podcast that is created by me. This episode contains some BOOK SPOILERS, so watch out. But honestly, they're kind of obvious at this point in the show, and if you haven't figured them out, you need to bone up on your Thrones.

Yup.

I just dropped the name of the podcast into the show description.

Holy shit that's cool.

Anyway, I also discuss the history of Meereen and why they're so upset about Dany's conquest, go over some great parts of the show, and take a great question from my friend about who wins in a fight between 4 of the weakest male characters in the show (besides Robin Arryn, because that kid's a fuckboy).

Welcome back! After a week off for sick leave, we're back discussing the greatest contribution that a fat white man has made to American pop culture since James Gandolfini. In this episode I go on a vision quest discussing how big an influence physical descriptions play in this series, go through the latest episode, and discuss several hypothetical battles (because why not?).

Ladles and jellyspoons,

Welcome to Episode 2 of my "Game of Thrones" podcast, which now has a name! You can officially refer to this piece of wonderful auditory recording by the sensual name "Bone Up on Your Thrones." This name was suggested by listener and great friend Lauren Mack, so thank  you Lauren for that.

If you don't want to say all those words because the title is admittedly too long, you can just go with BUOYT. Like buoy, with a t. Nice.

Anyway, in this episode I yap about the geography of Martin's "Thrones"-verse, the series's first-ever flashback, and the first episode of season five, then get down to the big questions like who would win in a race between the teeniest characters and which one has the most downfield potential.

Hey everybody,

Welcome to my first foray into the world of podcasting. It's April, and you know what that means - it's fucking Thrones season. Strap on your greatsword and let's get this thing going.

Today we take a trip down memory lane with some discussion of last season's major characters and events, quickly dip into the cut-scene-filled trailer, and wrangle over such succulent audience questions as who would win a fight to the death between two of the best pure fighters in the series, who would I rather be between Brienne and Joffrey, and just how big of a fuckboy is Grayson Allen?

Just kidding, that's not the question. Or is it?