Dr. Big Mac, Rich, and Chief Bobby return to the pod with all the grace of a gorilla in a tuxedo for another wildly unqualified roundtable. This week’s main event? A “This or That” showdown led by the dangerously unfiltered Chief Bobby. Would you rather run a marathon or walk for 48 hours straight? Paint your house… or paint a house part on every house in your neighborhood? You know… the important questions.

Plus, we hand out our Simplest Mind of the Week award to some truly elite-level stupid—featuring Airplane Karen and a Shane Gillis ESPY take that'll make you squint so hard your forehead gets a six-pack.

Also on tap:

The eternal debate: Boneless wings or tenders?

Are you brave enough for carnival rides or just here to get scammed throwing rings at milk bottles?

And which is worse: no A/C or being followed by a pervy cat?

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and by the end, you’ll probably be dumber. But hey… that’s what we do here.

Watch the ESPYs or Watch the WNBA?

Boneless Wings or Chicken Tenders?

Ride the Rides at the Fair or Play the Silly Games?

Paint a Whole House or… Paint Schlongs on the Block?

Long Sleeve or Short Sleeve Shirts?

No A/C or No Radio/GPS in Your Car?

Constantly Getting Sued vs. Followed by a Horny Cat

Fruit Smoothies or Fruit Parfaits?

Run a Marathon or Walk 48 Hours Straight?

Airplane Karen – Clip played. This woman made the skies anything but friendly.

Shane Gillis at the ESPYs – Chief Bobby weighs in on whether comedy at a sports show is brave or brainless.

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WARNING: This show contains strong language, strong opinions, and weak minds.

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