Spoilers for all of Umineko come fast and loose in this bonus series, so watch out!

The witch of video games has summoned Adam, an ace detective, to solve the mysteries of Umineko. There's just one problem - he's never read it before. Will this prove advantageous, or will he succumb to the witch's will? And how many twinks with DID are out there anyway?

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Adam's Twitter: @AdamUnparadised

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.