In this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris.




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Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.

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Personal Journals

History

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Places & Travel

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In this episode we try to guess Cameo prices, create new movies, and Jake reads some of Amir's new ads.

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25: Cameos

In this episode, Amir takes it back to the 16th Century trying to stump Jake with a poem so old, it has to be true.

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24: Shakespeare

In this episode we discuss family trees, five letter words, and some light game strategy.

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23: Would You Want That?

In this episode Avital and Jake play a rousing game of who knows Amir better. Then Avital reads a poem and discusses her one woman show, "Avital Ash Workshops Her Suicide Note" (tickets now available at AvitalAsh.com!)

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22: Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!)

In this episode we try to come up with 50 characters and 49 states.

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