All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! Today we’re talking about Army of Darkness, so pay attention! How many ancient Sumarian incantations contain the word “noodle”? Will Ash EVER learn to properly dismember a living corpse? Which ending is the most true to Ash? And how many more girls in the Evil Dead franchise can have interchangeable SH-names? Find out all that and more this episode!