Millennials at the Movies

We’re ending pride month with a reminder that, gay or straight, we’re all the same - awful at interpersonal relationships. Enter 1999’s Trick! What’s the worst possible date you can take a potential hookup on? How many red flags does it take for two incompatible strangers to stop forcing a connection? Como te gusta mi beer can? Find out all that and more this episode!

For our second movie of Pride month, just Ami and Novi are here to answer all of your deepest questions about 2017’s Just Charlie - and for once, it answers some of our questions right back! How many ribbons does it take to turn boys shoes into girls shoes? How many cups of tea does it take to forgive your partner for emotionally abusing your children? How many unforgivable violent acts can become completely consequence free by the power of an abrupt scene change? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today we’re kicking off Pride month by answering all of your hidden, repressed questions about 2004’s Saving Face. How much soy sauce should an expectant mother eat? Is it possible to end a conversation without getting a phone call? What blend of adaptogenic herbs stops your son from impregnating a woman twice his age? Is dating your father’s protege still considered daddy issues if you’re a lesbian? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today we’re doing a supercut of our most “just okay” questions about 2019’s Someone Great. Is the day your two best friends break up with their significant others really the proper anniversary for your first love confession? How doofy does your boyfriend have to be before cheating on him with a slimebag becomes acceptable? How amazing do a woman’s teeth have to be to convince a man to try a long distance relationship? Find out all that and more this episode!

Don’t fear, copperheads - today we’re celebrating Ami’s birthday with a classic case of “Thanks, I Hate It” - Dead 7. Will Vaquero ever give Whiskey Joe just one night - una noche? Will Jack quit playing games with Billy’s heart? Did Johnny Vermillion drive himself crazy thinking of Apocalypta? Is Trixie the star of Komodo’s liquid dreams? Does this stand alone as a horror film better than the Backstreet’s Back music video? Find out all that and more this episode!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! It’s time to carve up your nicest ham, play your jauntiest sea shanty, and share a cuddle with your favorite Polly - because today we’re talking about 2012’s Pirates! Band of Misfits! What’s the preferred cooking method when planning to eat a beloved family pet? Is piracy really a necessary requirement to be Pirate of the Year? Can Charles Darwin’s progeny still sue for defamation? Find out all that and more this episode!

Oh, Snaps! Today we’re answering all of your darkest questions about a cult classic nobody’s ever seen - 1991’s Oscar! How many pairs of used undies does it take to bribe an employee to marry your teenage daughter? What’s the most convoluted way to throw away $100,000 of embezzled money? Can a group of mobsters end up being the least crooked people in the entire film? Find out all that and more this episode.

After the Ball - There’s nothing like a good Cinderella story - except, of course, for the 900 other Cinderella knockoffs. Today, we’re reviewing 2015’s Mulan/Cinderella hybrid, After The Ball. Is the receptionist the only real hero of the entire film? Were the villains really bad people, or just misunderstood women trying to get what they’re owed? How attractive does one have to be to get away with the worst date request of all time? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today, we’re finishing up our bonus series and answering all of your creepiest questions about 2019’s It Chapter Two. Which character has the dumbest plan in the entire series? Which Neibolt kid most deserves their own Funko Pop? Did Henry Bowers somehow become the most likeable adult in Derry? Do electrocuted people really taste like fried chicken? Is Ben a misunderstood poet, or just a simp? Find out all that and more this episode!

Happy Valentine’s Day, listeners! No celebration of love would be complete without a little Burt Bacharach and some gold old fashioned high school desperation - so we’re answering all of your burning questions about 2001’s Get Over It. How unlikeable does the protagonist of a romcom have to be for you to actively hope they end up alone? How long can you lead someone on before you deserve an arrow to the arm? How big of a crush would make you call your theater teacher your special buddy? Find out all that and more this episode!