Do you guys give up on this podcast yet, or are you thirsty for more? Stick around today as we answer all of your dumbest questions about 1990’s Home Alone. Do churches have the magical power to ward off evil humans? Who wins every adult in this movie’s race to the bottom? How much torture does it take two small-time crooks before they’re willing to murder a petulant kindergartener? Find out all that and more this episode!

Do you love Thanksgiving as much as Bob and I do? If so, then you’re in for a real treat! You can listen to our review of Season 5, Episode 4, “Dawn of the Peck,” as well as our review of the movie with a killer turkey, Thankskilling, all in today’s episode.

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Gobble Gobble, mothercluckers! Today we’re celebrating the spirit of Thanksgiving with back-to-back reviews of ThanksKilling and Bob’s Burgers episode Dawn of the Peck - and in both, the poultry fights back! Does Bob finally end his emotional affair with Turkey Baster? How bad must a movie be before it circles back to entertaining? Would Turkie have been taken down quicker if he’d been taught to respect the pecking order? Find out all that and more this episode!

Marvelous news! We’re going to review 1993’s Addams Family Values. Right now. Is a bomb an appropriate gift for a three week anniversary? How elaborate does a plot to murder an infant have to be for it to actually work? Is Thing sentient enough to consent to a romantic relationship with Fester? How do you properly care for a child suffering from Cute Baby Disease? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today we’re dressing up like mermaids and diving deep into 2017’s Freak Show. Is Billy a visionary, or just a whiny emo rich kid? How does Jesus decide who gets his vote for homecoming queen? What’s the dumbest seed to name your child after? And do we even remember to talk about the iconic last supper imagery? Find out all that and more this episode!

They’re creepy and they’re kooky - and we could think of no better way to wrap up the Halloween season than with 1991’s The Addams Family! How old must a child be before they know to aim for major arteries with their swords? How would one go about making love to a conjoined twin? And how on Earth did we all grow up thinking this was a kid-friendly movie?! Find out all that and more this episode!

Kwan-tsu, dudes! Today, we’ll be covering all of the heavy questions (and life lessons) we learned from 1993’s Surf Ninjas! How often should you swallow a “just in case” handcuff key? How do you get a knife now that money can’t buy them? Is kidnapping okay so long as the children are actually foreign royalty? And what does Kwan-tsu MEAN, anyway? Find out all that and more this episode!

All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! Today we’re talking about Army of Darkness, so pay attention! How many ancient Sumarian incantations contain the word “noodle”? Will Ash EVER learn to properly dismember a living corpse? Which ending is the most true to Ash? And how many more girls in the Evil Dead franchise can have interchangeable SH-names? Find out all that and more this episode!

Shh! Listen - this is your host’s voice! And today, we’re answering all of your craziest questions about 1987’s Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn. Is this a comedy horror classic, or one of the scariest psychological thrillers of all time? Is Ash’s right hand a more fully realized character than Ed? Is there a person in this franchise even stronger than Ash? Find out all that and more this episode!

Hey, Fake Shemps! Today we’re answering all of your deepest darkest questions about 1981’s The Evil Dead! Are these the dumbest horror movie protagonists of all time? How much money does it cost to transform your character from zero to hero? How many gallons of gratuitous gore are TOO many? Find out all that and more this episode!

Is newer really better? Find out today as we answer all of your deepest (and most confusing) questions about 2019’s Terminator: Dark Fate. Is Legion a worthy replacement for Skynet? How is Skynet still sending Terminator robots back in time from a future that no longer exists? Is Dani as compelling a character as John Connor was? And why on EARTH would you make the T-800 a fabric salesman? Find out all that and more as we wrap up the Terminator series!