Dude! Today we’ve got a very special treat for you - our shibby of 2000’s Dude, Where’s My Car?! How many scrapes can you get out of with nothing but dumb luck and an oddly specific memory of Animal Planet? What’s the most inane, dangerous item you could possibly disguise your continuum transfunctioner as? How perilous must things be before a teenage boy rejects pleasure from five alien supermodels? Does this movie hold up now that we’re not edgy teenagers anymore? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today we’re here to answer all of your creepiest questions about 2017’s It: Chapter 1! Is it possible to create an entire film out of explicit language and jumpscares? Which is scarier - Pennywise the Dancing Clown, or Bill Skarsgard’s portrayal? How funny can a horror movie be before it veers into horror/comedy territory? Find out all that and more this episode!

Jello, listeners! Jow ere you? We’re stoked, because today we get to review a movie based on one of our hosts’ favorite books - and I’m SURE it’ll live up to the quality. Today we’re doing 1998’s Sphere. Can this movie survive without Samuel L Jackson? Is adding a love story awful, lazy, or inspired? How many astrophysicists does it take to accidentally sit on a trash can? Find out all that and more this episode!

It’s Novi’s birthday, and to celebrate, we’re all gonna hang… 2ge+her! (You’re the ones WE treasure). Throw out your textbooks, because this podcast will teach you all of the math you need to know! What is the mathematic process for deciding how much money is in a buttload? Is there any logical basis for the formula U + ME = US? If a band is going to contain five members, why NOT call them 5ge+her? Find out all that and more this episode!

(RIP Michael Cuccione)

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Hiya, listeners! Today we’re exploring every nightmare you’ve ever had - including bad 90s mustaches - in our review of 1990’s Stephen King’s It. How scary can a made-for-tv movie from 31 years ago really BE? How cheesy can a horror movie be before it circles back around into funny? Is Bozo the Clown inherently frightening? Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Find out all that and more this episode!

What are you doing New Years Eve? We’re here, answering all of your deepest questions about 2006’s The Holiday! Are there any problems NOT solved by spending the night with a hot guy? Has anyone on earth ever suffered as strongly as Iris has suffered? What’s the matter with Graham’s package? Find out all that and more this episode!

Merry Christmas, folks! Today we’re spending the holidays sharing two of our favorite Christmas themed specials - A Very Supernatural Christmas, and Santabear’s High Flying Adventure! How many demons can you encounter before skepticism becomes ridiculous? How bad could Santa outsourcing his labor to animal companions possibly turn out? Is Santa Claus malicious, hungry, or just dumb? Find out all that and more this episode!

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Hello, muffins! Today we’re talking about everyone’s second-favorite Muppet holiday film, It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie! When did Matthew Lilard join Monty Python? How much can one beloved muppet tarnish their character in one 100 minute film? Will Pepe be loyal to the Muppet brand when he realizes he’s an indentured servant? How many uncomfortable accents can one introvert make in one podcast? Find out all that and more this episode!

Don’t miss our recap of Bill Murray’s Scrooged - your life might just depend on it! Is subtlety in acting overrated? Can a character named Claire make it through a whole movie without us turning on her? How much do you need to trust a lover before you buy her knives? Find out all that and more this episode!

Holy Smokes! It’s our review of 1992’s Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Is being sticky better than being wet? Were these traps funny, or just plain cruel? How many more movies will it take for someone to call CPS on these negligent parents? Are sequels ALWAYS worse? Find out all that and more this episode.