Kwan-tsu, dudes! Today, we’ll be covering all of the heavy questions (and life lessons) we learned from 1993’s Surf Ninjas! How often should you swallow a “just in case” handcuff key? How do you get a knife now that money can’t buy them? Is kidnapping okay so long as the children are actually foreign royalty? And what does Kwan-tsu MEAN, anyway? Find out all that and more this episode!